Ticked off, but it’s not what you think, haha. Well, I’m ticking off things, one by one from my to-do list. Maybe we should start with the tomato harvest (I use the word loosely). (VERY loosely.) This is a 4-inch bowl. Duh,...
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Well, not really, Just a bit worn out with all this celebration stuff. Papa made me wrap presents and sign cards and frankly, I’m bushed. Last night after the party I practically fell off the couch. But mama said it was the best ever, ever,...
Read More20-2020
PARTY TIME! Well, it’s mama’s birthday today but the really big surprise day was on Thursday last week when the most beautiful yellow hibiscus and two dozen roses (the color of the Roma team!) appeared at the delivery door and the owner of the store (who brought them herself) said, “Oh, you are so...
Read MorePun-itive Punchlines
It’s even windy in HERE! Well, it is again blowing like crazy. I can’t even go outside because I would be blown away for sure. Where do these winds COME from anyway? This one is threatening to take mama’s tomato flowers off of the vines, arggggh. Which is what it did with the lemon flowers and now we have very few lemons for the next...
Read MoreRollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’…
What did you say, mama? You want to see my work-out? Well, these pics I asked mama to take speak for themselves. THIS is MY idea of exercise, okay? And if you do it long enough, you just roll your rolls right off your body… Okay, everybody, and a one and a two and a three…ROLL ÉM! ...
Read MoreBasta With The Pasta, Let’s Get Nice With Rice
YOU WANT ME TO HELP BURY GARBAGE? Are you NUTS? Well, FINALLY, mama’s video in which she shows you how to make an easy summer pasta sauce is up and running. And I emphasize the “finally”….it was a long haul this tine because mama accidentally put the video on...
Read MoreYouRube Revisited
You’d think she’d know how to type (and upload) by now… Well, mama often hits the “R” instead of the “T” when writing YouTube, and I am convinced that it’s a Freudian slip (whatever that is) because she thinks she’s a rube at YouTubing, if that makes sense. Mama is, as we speak, ATTEMPTING to upload...
Read MorePetal Pushers
I have to find just the right spot… Well, mama feels that the only big problem with this isolation is that she couldn’t plant any new roses the garden this year. There is a lovely rose lady near our village with five greenhouses from which mama found Sweet Love (her favorite) and several others some years ago, but due to strange weather and...
Read MoreKiwi Or Not Kiwi
That is the question! Well, yesterday, mama found me rolling around in an open sack of kiwi vines and leaves she had just cut to prune the kiwis for better growth, and I was, to put it mildly, stoned out of my muzzle. And then mama researched this and found that the Chinese give kiwi...
Read MoreThighs Matter(s)
STRETCH, STRETCH, STRETCH THOSE ADDUCTEURS! No, I am not eating peanut butter or mama’s almond butter or lisping and yes, I am talking haunches, which, in my case, appear to be slimming down just a tad. A tad being minuscule and very hard to see with the naked eye, but MAMA knows what a tad is and is proud...
Read MoreCulinary Kitty Questions
Uh, the camera adds pounds, right? Plus I’m on my BACK. Okay, okay, mama has been searching for how many Kcals are in 100 grams of kitty food, specifically Royal Canine (!) for cats Light Weight, and she cannot find a thing anywhere. Not even her Guru Google seems to know or doesn’t wish to say....
Read MoreMovie Madness
Does this look like a Movie Star Pose? Maybe they’ll let me do a walk-on… Well, THEY finally did it. Papa was in The Business as they say in Hollywood, told mama he was a little rusty, and mama, well… Mama was the forget-your-lines-and botch-the-continuity (amateur!) “actress”…I use the...
Read MoreLow-Impact Catio
Well, that’s my name for the class I (am supposed) to take with my newly-acquired friend, the anthro/avatar who leads mama’s Lumowell Low-impact Cardio workout, haha. Am I really going to have to EXERCISE along with being starved each night and morn? And do anthros really jump...
Read MoreAlien Eyeballs
Well, I do not for the life of me know what mama did last night when she took my picture with her iPad of me playing like gangbusters with my newly-stuffed-with-fresh-nip-flowers toy! All I know is that my eyeballs have never looked so WEIRD! I think I have been taken over by aliens, whatever...
Read MorePudding Proof
Hey, I’m in the garden rollin’ and rollin’ and rollin’….Not the actions of a PUDDING! Well, you know how we kitties appear when we’re say, off our feed, or lolling about sort of slitty-eyed and without the motor running? Hey, none of that around here, that’s for sure. I thought...
Read MoreMushy Mama Movies
AWWW.. Well, we simply cannot pass up videos of things like this. Maybe it’s because anything that sets off the “Awww” sound is pretty welcome right now as we go into month number five of distance between anthros. There seems to be good news on the vaccine front, experimenting with...
Read MoreWishful Thinking
Hey, at least my tomato-red duvet goes with mama’s… Well, I think mama is living in the past, but these guys below may be hints of what’s to come out there in the garden on the Super Sauce tomato plants. Some day… Personally, I intend to help...
Read MoreLost Post!!!
WHERE IS IT??????? Well, I have lost AFTER PUBLISHING IT (!) a post called Wishful Thinking. ARGGGGGGGH! So I’m publishing this tonight and this is all. I’m too upset to write another blog. ARGGGGGGGGH! Hey, at least these guys/gals are spacing out. I need one of these, mama. MAMA! Get my brush and...
Read MoreAnti-Biotics!
I’m sure you can tell that I am NOT happy! Well, I actually ATE my meds with food and yogurt, and am I feeling better? Who can tell? I’m sleeping it off under the bed on my comfy hideaway carpet. Check in tomorrow to see results. Actually, I’ve asked mama to take a Before and eventually...
Read MoreVet Bet
Yes, you’re seeing right here! Empty bowl syndrome! Well, here’s the rub. Or rather, I seem to have a little too much to rub, if you get my drift. We got in car, we meowed, we (the royal ‘we’) threw up at 4pm (very small) remnants of breakfast, we got to vet, we rolled me to the doc...
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