Well, that’s my name for the class I (am supposed) to take with my newly-acquired friend, the anthro/avatar who leads mama’s Lumowell Low-impact Cardio workout, haha.
Am I really going to have to EXERCISE along with being starved each night and morn?
And do anthros really jump around and do derriere kicks and body twists and leg lifts and high-knee walking whilst throwing high punches in the air? There’s no accountin’ for anthros.
Weirdsville.
You see, with my newly found alien powers, I am certain beyond a shadow of a doubt (whatever that is) that I am losing centimeters daily around my middle simply by rolling in the mulch in the garden. I mean, that probably burns more calories than any exercise an avatar could talk me into…
Hey, I roll for a good, say, two minutes! So what is this 50-minute thingy that mama touts for me to get in shape? Have you EVER seen a kitty do ANYTHING for 50 minutes?
Uh…
MOL…♪♫♪that’s the way…u-huh u-huh…we like it…♪♫♪ MOL…Well done, LouLou 😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞
Well, it’s happy so far. But I have the tiniest hamburger in the world.
Our mom refers to exercising for us as “playing.” You can’t disguise it…it’s still work!
It is a four-letter word WORK.
For more than 50 minutes at a time? ME EITHER!!! Well, I walk – but these days with the weather so hot, I get put in the poussette (whew!). Teehee – our anthros mean well – but my only exercise is walking and chasing my toys that they throw! And eating. Is that exercise? We chew – does that count? Well at least we don’t have to chase and hunt! The goelands here ravage the garbage cans and make such a mess!! Guess they’re hungry – we have it pretty good, Loulou.
Oh, Mya, we are so spoiled, so spoiled, but hey, I think it’s really called “loved”…
You don’t need to exercise- unless you want to.
WANT??? EXERCISE???? No way, Ellen. Besides I lose weight having rigorous dreams.
I think you are setting the proper example Loulou!
Yes, one must be a mole rodel. More on that later or maybe I wrote about it in a blog….
Sleeping, LouLou. LOTS of kitties do THAT for at LEAST 50 minutes at a time !
At least!!!!