Was that the phone?
Well, mama just called me to say what I thought would be a sweet goodnight, dreams of gold and all that, and instead there was this whole gooshy rundown on MELVIN, a kitty who came to the assisted living apartments where mama’s brother now lives and who has the run of the place and caresses and snuggles from everyone there and his brother, so to speak and do I really want to hear about a jet black kitty with eyes like emeralds and fur like sable?
No. Not alot, thank you very much!
Hey, that Ipad looks like a GREAT place to land. Bet that lady will screech like a banshee!
But then mama went on to tell me about the cricket in the motel room where mama and papa were staying and how it jumped on her arm and then in her HAIR and how she trapped it in a bath towel and put it out in the corridor but when she went outside to the car there were crickets all over the parking lot having a cricket rave party and they were jumping and cricking all over the place and it was hard not to step on them and then back in their room again another one had gotten in and jumped on mama’s iPad while she was writing me a letter about ANOTHER CUTE LITTLE KITTY that just showed up at her sis-in-law’s house and frankly, I hope that a whole family of crickets decides to camp out in mama’s bed tonight and remind her that things like that happen to mamas with ABANDONED KITTIES LEFT BEHIND and I’m not even going to open that letter, you can bet your boots!
She and he who abandoneth kitty get what theyeth deserveth!!!
HERE THEY COME…forward, MARCH!
Oh Loulou! You are so funny, but, did you not know that the only green that suits a cat is the beautiful green of the eyes?
The other green eyed monster is not beautiful dear.
You must at least try to show some delight about the kitties that your people meet when they ABANDON YOU hehehe!
Luff
Mungo
Okay, okay, I’ll be open minded about all these other %$#(*!! kitties who show up on a trip. You teach me compassion.