WHAT IS THAT ANTHRO WOMAN DOING TO MAMA’S PELT?
Well, I’m a bit worried because mama has gone off the deep end.
She thinks she’s a rooster.
A really wild and wonderful woman anthro was here recently to turn mama into a bird and she and mama went outside and Beatrice (her name) did some funny things in mama’s hair, sort of like the rooting around I do to wake her up in the morning, but these were PLANNED rummages and when she was finished with mama’s hair, mama looked just like one of those er er er er errrrrr birds that neighbors often want to eliminate…
Well, not literally, but papa says that now he won’t have to worry about setting the morning alarm clock, haha!
To which mama responded, “Well, at least I’m not laying EGGS in the bed!”
So here are mama’s new rooster decorations all through her hairs. I use hairs because it seems to me that hair is plural, whatever that is.
And these are on the other side.
Now I’m REALLY going to have fun carousing around in mama’s hair in the morning!
I think I’d like a little tie-dye on the tummy. Whaddya think? A little pink, blue, maybe violet, some chartreuse, oh, and orange, for mama.