Swap Meat

Aug 31, 2019 | 13 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well you won’t believe it, but this is a first!

Okay, maybe a second, but I can’t remember when mama and papa last had a HAMBURGER for dinner!  They can’t either…

Mama is a minimal red meat eater in her old ag…er…as she grows less young, and papa is sort of losing his taste for meat, too.  But for some reason, mama decided that tonight is a HAMBURGER night (a trade-off for salmon) and she went in the kitchen and ground the beef and put out all the accoutrements (whatever they are) and off we go.

Uh, hello, mama, didn’t I say “we”?

HEY, MAMA, didn’t you save a bite of ground filet for ME?

Whew–that was close.  I’m headed right now for that little morsel I saw mama put in my dish.

Wait a minute–where’s the mayo, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato, and melted cheese???

You just can’t get good chefs anymore…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phooey.

 

 

 

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Valentine
Valentine
6 years ago

Ooh, I luv myself a hamburger. Hmm… that reminds me. Mom has some hamburger meet in the refrig that she hasn’t yet set out for me. I hope she hasn’t let it spoil, ’cause that would be a total waist of good noms. She can be very furrgetful that Mom of mine. I hope your burger morsel made your tummy happy.

Tipper Bayley
Tipper Bayley
6 years ago

Help me out here, but I watch the Animal Planet and some of those shows say that you shouldn’t feed pets (cats or dogs) table food. I would love to share my burgers or even fish with my guys (2 male cats), but I have been afraid too. Do you have any suggestions?

The Island Cats
The Island Cats
6 years ago

The mom says there’s nothing like a good burger.

Brian Frum
Brian Frum
6 years ago

It probably smelled pretty darn good cooking too!

Mya
Mya
6 years ago

Well, Loulou, I don’t know WHEN we had a hamburger (mama not remembering either!) BUT there’s a new place here that’s all vegan and they say the veggie burgers (that look and taste like meat – !? – are delicious! We will have to try it out and I’ll give you the scoop. I’m skeptical.

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
6 years ago

Whenever I make hamburgers, I always make a tiny one for Emmy ( my tuxie cat).

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
6 years ago

When our huMom was shopping today she decided to buy some salmon. But when she saw the price – and this was for CANNED salmon – she bought a can of Spam that was on sale instead. No accounting for taste !

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