Do I look like a Fat Cat to you?
Well, the pelt is svelte, but the rest isn’t best, according to my very kind but truthful veterinarian, Dr Benhamdine, in Argeles (our neighboring village).
6kg 7grams!!!
OMG! THIRTEEN point TWO POUNDS!
And papa thought my new traveling apartment simply weighed more when he picked it up with me in it!
But wait a minute–everyone knows thirteen is a terrible number so I’m shooting for 14 right away, you can bet your paws.
Mama, bring on the cream, okay! Or how about some of that mango ice cream you just made, whatever a mango is…
Hey, since when is a mixed salad ICE CREAM? Uh, oh, I think the dreaded ‘D’ word is in our vocabulary now……
Oh no ! Not the evil D word ! Poor Loulou ! Purrs
Yes, the D word and I’ve lost a gram. Oh,wow.
Uh Oh. We’re almost the same size. I’m 7 kilos and my appetite hasn’t slowed down with age! Maybe we need a personal trainer. Every time I pass the store for, uh, overweight ladies, I remind mama of the name – rond and belle. That’s us, Loulou. But hey, it’s winter and that extra “layer” helps keep us warm, right? Mama shakin’ her head…..
Mine, too.
Noooooo! Not the D word!
Yes, the Dreaded D Word!!!NOW I’M GOING TO STARVE!
Uh-oh LouLou ! Well, you are one of those lucky beings who carry your weight well !
(You could have just said 6kg and left it at that for your American fans.)
Hey, that might have worked but you know, the truth will out.