Hey, I deserve this rest.
Well, you are not going to believe THIS!!!
Mama and papa were fixing dinner and it was very dark out so they turned on the outside light for me and I was going about my business of checking that things were right with the night when suddenly, a HUGE cream-colored kitty, and I mean large as a house (!) came barrelling over our jasmine fence and starting terrorizing me–I, who was minding my own business in my OWN garden. What a scare!
Well, I let out a shriek the likes of which mama had never heard and she came tearing out of the kitchen door to find me UP OUR STRAWBERRY TREE, on the OTHER side of the barrier she had made (a sort of collar around the trunk) so that I couldn’t go too high and jump over our wall, and I was yelling my lungs out with my hair standing up and my tail swishing and when mama opened the door to come to my rescue, that big old fat kitty went up and over the wall into our neighbor’s yard, high-tailing it pretty fast for a fatso!!!
THIS IS NOT THE KITTY, but he looked like this except TWICE as big and I was going to take him on, you can bet on that.
I think I scared the bejesus out of that bad kitty. And what did he want around here anyway at this time of year. Four degrees (C) and not a night to be out prowling around to bully some little kitty like ME!
I gave him what for, that’s for sure. He shouldn’t be messing with little feline tuxies like ME!
First I did this. I stared him down!
Then I gave him a right hook.
Then I boxed his ear, like THIS!
And to end it, a kick to the you know where…
…and I’ll bet that kitty is singing SOPRANO now, haha.
Maybe the big chap fancied you and came by to ask to court you. He make be back thinking you’re just playing hard to get. Tee hee hee.
Hey, I AM hard to get and hard to pet with THAT guy. He was the size of a small donkey! Somebody feeds that guy way too much.
You are just too pretty and perhaps he wanted to be your friend?
Oh, yeah, a very CLOSE friend, if you get my drift.
We bet you did scare that kitty and we hope he never comes back and tries to bother you again.
Oh, I wish I had a photo. He was the biggest kitty we have EVER seen. A small goat-size.
Meee-Yow! We just came across your blog and wanted to say hello! We live in France too. There are four of us cats, plus one dog and two very large horses! Come and visit us!
Purrs,
The Chans
OH, bonjour. C’est bien et je vais vous visiter tout de suite!!!
Oh LouLou we’re so glad you are safe!
Have a wonderful weekend…
Noodle and crew
Yeah, well, you ought to see the OTHER guy…..
LOULOU! So glad you’re safe,but I believe you could have gottem’ if you wanted to 😉
NO KITTY IS MESSIN’ WITH ME, BABY! My territory is sacred and mama was scared out of her wits one night when I screetched off yet another suitor. He ran like a bat outta hell, whatever that is.
Oooooweeee! Loulou, that is a BADASS (can I say that?) look you gave that fat cat!!! I hope he didn’t think your screech gave him you were in total awe of his brawny physique!! OH MY. I had the same reaction when the guy brought over the labrador!! I showed him ALL my teeth. I’ll bet we scared those guys. Maybe. Anyway, Bon Courage. We femme fatales do have to scare them of sometimes…….
Yes, Mya, first it was a very hunky black kitty with green eyes (sort of cute really) and now this tubbo. You would not believe the SIZE of this feline. If mama can catch him with her camera, I’ll send a centrefold, haha.
I hope the other kitty has a home, maybe he wanted to be your friend?
She does have a home and the whole neighborhood feed hers!
Sorry, Loulou, we just have to laugh at the mental image of you up a strawberry tree(we didn’t know strawberries have a tree) boxing that kitty’s ears. Too bad your mama interfered or you would have really shown him who’s boss. We know you were just being neighborly and didn’t want to hurt him too badly.
Seriously, we’re glad you weren’t hurt.
Yes, well, it’s not like real strawberries, it’s an arbusier that has red balls on it that one can eat but they are sort of gritty. So it was named strawberry tree because of the fruit. But I am NOT going up there again and yes, I’m glad that kitty LEFT. HE WAS BIG.
Gosh LouLou – how good you were not attacked ! I guess you are still pretty spry despite some aches and pains. Just between you and me, I think maybe some kitties around here are in a receptive mood, if you know what I mean. Last week my Buzz (who is -ahem-altered)was gone for a day and a half. I think he and the neighbor’s still intact Big Boy pal around some times and I think maybe they went off for a walkabout. But the weather was good then. So it may be seasonal – even though you are NOT available (none of mine are either) I think if there are others in the neighborhood…
Well, Mary, we sort of surmised that, whatever that means, and why those big boys would even bother when there are UN-FIXED kitties around is beyond me.