Well, you see what is all over our kitchen floor, right? This is what happened: mama washed a huge bag of spinach and put it in paper towels in another plastic bag and started to do her number, which is to swing it around in a circle, as she used to do in a pillow case and ooops….there was a BIG hole in the bottom of the bag that got bigger with centrifugal force and spinach flew all over the place. Hey, these things happen when mama is tearing around her kitchen getting ready for dinner guests—and that doggy, MYA!!!
But I helped her clean up really fast and had a treat. Which is why I can forgive her for taking a photo of THESE GUYS at the open market.
From what I heard, they came right over to mama and sniffed her hand and licked it (!) and were their charming bulldog selves, if that’s possible.
But then, that very night, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED: That MYA came to visit and immediately DRANK OUT OF MY WATER BOWL! Good thing someone moved the food because from what I have heard about doggies, food left ANYWHERE is fair game! She is awfully cute, but still…
Here, Mya’s papa is trying to get me to be a good hostess to my guest (bonne chance!).
Mama, do I HAVE to be nice to my guests? Do I have to give Mya my kitty kibble?
OH, my cod, mama wants me to KISS HER! No way, Jose, not after what she did to the…er…derriere of me. I know, I know, she just wanted to treat me as she would any other doggy, but…
I can feel doggy-eyes upon me. I have DONE my duty and now I’m going upstairs. This has wiped me out. But I do love a visitor every now and then. I don’t really know what doggies ARE.
Papa said I was a good kitty, and good, good kitty. Maybe next time I’ll share my String Game with Mya….
then we’ll see who’s who!!
Loulou, no hisses or growls? You really are a good, good kitty and a wonderful hostess! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
I actually gave that doggie my WATER, or rather, he slurped it up without asking, but I didn’t mind. I wasn’t going to drink out of that bowl again anyway, haha.
YIPPEEYIPPEE!!! Is there food at the end of the string? Like a tidbit of that incredible duck confit yo momma was sneaking me under the table? LOVE coming to your house – one day i will win you over – we could have so much fun. You could teach me a few yoga positions and I can teach you………..uh, well, let me think…………
How about teaching me how to get mama to give me things under the table!!! She didn’t do that…she asked and your mama said no, but I think she accidently dropped a little cracker in the kitchen…uh. oh.
That was nice of you to help your Mama clean up and to be nice to Mya.
Well, thank heaven I don’t have to eat spinach!
It IS stressful to be polite just because somebody is a friend of your parents ! Mama suggesting you give Cousin Mya a kiss WAS a bit much.
I know, but it was only a semi-suggestion and they backed off pretty quickly.
You mean you ate the spinach? We wouldn’t have touch it! Well, maybe we would have whapped it around a little bit.
No, I actually did NOT eat the spinach and mama did NOT put it back in the salad, haha.
Wow, you were a good hostess, Loulou. You didn’t run away and hide under the bed. You didn’t share your kibble, but that’s okay. We wouldn’t share ours either. Now you can nap.
OH, I happed all right. That doggy wears me out. But actually she is my best friend, really, because I don’t have any others like you guys….I could come visit you. I’m sure Jan would LOVE yet another kitty around the house, haha.
Oh LouLou, you look so purrecious. You fur sure look like da hostess with da mostest and deserve an extra helpin’ of treats and luvvin’. Big hugs gawjus.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Just for the record, I did NOT kiss that doggy. But I COULD have…she is very sweet.