Posted by on Mar 23, 2015 | 9 comments

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What IS this thing? And why are THEY filling it up? I’m outta here…

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All I know is that I’m not going to be put in it and go with them so ciao, ciao, bambini, and don’t feel guilty at ALL that I’m not invited to visit your brother and sister in law and everyone else on the planet, evidently, because I am NOT sensitive about such things and will just stay here with Sue and throw parties with more kibble than YOU give me and maybe a little Lone Star beer thrown in in deference to mama, haha.

All I know is that you two are NOT invited and don’t try to wangle your way in with the kitty guard at the door.  No way, Jose, am I letting you two into my cat bash.

In fact, I think I may not write anything, just to be stubborn, for a couple of days.  Or maybe not…

You never know how a rejected kitty will react to such behaviour.

Hasta la vista, baby!  Eat some guacamole for me and give your bro a nice little cheek nuzzle from me.

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Well, I’m sure gonna miss THIS.  But Sue is pretty good at it too, so THERE! Put that in your suitcase and smoke it!