Posted by on May 22, 2017 | 8 comments

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You’re going WHERE?  WHEN?  Haha, just kidding, I’m up on everything and I’m planning to have a few houseguests in your absence.  No, no not many, maybe a couple of hundred…

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Mama, you are NOT going to be able to shut that thing! Okay, okay, I’ll get out of it…

Oh, boy, from the itinerary published in the NYT of T’s journey to Europe and the Middle East, we should be in for some fireworks.  Now we’ll have the opinions of world leaders and maybe, just maybe, the USA followers will get the picture.

But I am not concerned with this silliness.  I have more immediate things to think about, as in WHAT IF MAMA DOES NOT BRING ME A SURPRISE FROM HER TRIP?  Something always sneaks out of her suitcase and falls to the floor and I’m pretty sure it is not an accident.  One time it was a strange little battery-operated rodent (whatever that is) that her little anthro step-grandkids had asked her to give me.  Heaven knows what it’ll be this time but I imagine that I could hint around getting a nice piece of real parmigiano!  Or mozzarella?  Hmmm, doesn’t  travel well, all that nice juicey milky stuff they sit in wouldn’t travel so well among mama’s tees and jeans, haha.

Not to mention that slinky outfit she keeps as a secret weapon for sudden occasions.

But, as we all know, absence makes the heart grow fonder and I expect that by the time THEY return, I shall be overwhelmed with snuggles and cuddles and that silly language all anthros seem to speak to kitties, but what the heck.  I LOVE it…

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Please read Cat Chat today if you have time.  Two lovely books are reviewed, authored by a veterinarian, Corey Gut, about how to cope with losing a pet.