Posted by on Dec 22, 2013 | 2 comments

Calling all kitties (and kids) out there:

Get off that sofa with yogurt on your whiskers!

Pull in those claws when the grandkids visit!

No rubbing seductively on ankles right after eating because you want more kibble!

Eat your food and be grateful; don’t turn up your nose at tuna!

Get your paws off that computer–your blog is already written for today!

Stop dragging that catnip-stuffed mouse all over the house before mama sews up the split seam in its tummy!

Don’t jump on papa’s head at 7am!

No nipping at mama’s hair when she’s asleep and you’re hungry!

Stop throwing that litter all over the bathroom!

Santa paws is comin’ to town…

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Who, you say, is comin’ to town?