Posted by on Apr 14, 2014 | 4 comments

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antiviral-bug

 

I was just thinking: today I got my monthly anti-puce (flea) pipette down my back where I can’t reach it to wash it off (sneaky, these anthros) and in a way it is protection from invaders who can  jump into my life and make it hell.  So isn’t that the same with these horrible people who have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than to create “fleas” (viruses, to anthros) that will jump into your computer space and leave wreckage?

Yesterday, papa spent most of his beautiful sunny Sunday trying to get our computers to behave decently and spit out the confusion left by someone’s email or something on the internet that decided to visit our system and create Stress, Havoc and Frustration (sounds like a computer law firm!) until our magical guru came to the rescue and with a few deft moves, brought back our internet.

Our spiritual guru across the street suggested we go to Mac, because there are so few Mac users in relation to PC users that it’s not worth it to put viruses in Macs—most of the business in the world is run on PCs.  Is that true?  The computer wizard also said that PCs are more intuitive than Macs and mama likes that a lot!  What is your view on this, Oh, hallowed readers of livingwithloulou?

If there is any way to find a magical pipette and run it down the back of mama’s and papa’s computer, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE TO GET IT!!

Mine is a funny green thing that has a drop or two of lord knows what in it but for a month, I’m cool.

And all of you idiots out there who spend your precious time trying to mess up other people’s pleasant lives on their computers, GET A LIFE!!!

Kick back, like me, and think up ways to END viruses, not create them.

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I think I found something…maybe this’ll do it…

Aren’t you ashamed of what you do, you evil people out there getting meaner every day? What would your mothers say?

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Sun bathing is good for getting rid of fleas–maybe put your computer in the sun?