Well, Jan at the Funny Farm just informed us that a terrible accident has happened to Jan and some of her family at https://thepoodleanddogblog.typepad.com. We. sad to say, did not know her, but we send condolences and hope for healing to her afflicted family. I think this is enough for today’s blog....
Read MoreFeet First
Well, have you ever just had a lot of trouble figuring out where you want your feet to be? I mean, they could be angled just so for proper circulation, or perhaps placed a bit closer together for balance and good posture. There, that’s fairly correct. ...
Read MoreUFOhs
Of course I don’t believe in unidentified furry objects! Everybody knows they are just figments of our imagination or optical delusions caused by weird atmospheric goings-on, whatever that means. Only a really dumb kitty would think that he/she/it had spotted a whatever those things are. ...
Read MoreStretch Pants
Well, this title is a stretch, if you ask me, which no one around here seems to do too often! But when I stretch, I give it all I’ve got and more. It’s not just flailing around with no purpose, it’s a major physical effort to perfect my limbs’ agility, balance and...
Read MoreA Laughing Gas
Well, today I just felt so tickled about…well, life, that I pretty much chuckled all day! Mama took a few shots when she wasn’t cracking up with me, haha. Isn’t it cool how if someone starts grinning and then starts laughing, everyone around starts grinning, too, and eventually everyone is on the...
Read MoreBanana Boogie
Well, it’s not as if these two I live with are constant entertainment, okay, maybe some of the time they manage to get a smile out of me, but when I am left to my own devices, I go straight for that banana you see touching my forehead with affection and have a little boogie time....
Read MoreDisappearing Act
Well, the info I posted last night called Boob Tube has DISAPPEARED!!! It’s not even in my Search window. So today you can take a ranting rest, haha, while I contact my guru to see WHERE MY BLOG IS!!! Hey, every now and then, one is challenged… But today, I’m taking a nap....
Read MoreSoap Opera
See this? You know what this IS? A WASHRAG, haha. Well, not actually used with soap, okay, but you are looking at one about-to-be-clean kitty, that’s for sure, and next is mama, if she’ll sit still while I work. Ha, ha, I say that tongue in cheek, haha. I am on a cleanliness next to...
Read MoreLemon Pi
I am EXHAUSTED from picking… Well, naturally, all of you know what pi is, right? Er…what is it, mama? Mama has forgotten her plane geometry…whatever that is. Oh, I remember: Pi is the ratio of a circle’s circumference to...
Read MoreDoctored Up
WE’RE GOING WHERE? Well, I had my share of fun yesterday, as you might surmise from my comments about the doggies at the vet… And I will amend my rantings about having to get my yearly check-up by showing that docteur (docteurse ?) Benhamdine is never to be feared (or clawed, haha). She starts by...
Read MoreSome Reception!
Maybe I’m safer in here…. Well, listen up, kitties. I was ambushed yesterday and put in my cag…rolling soft travel compartment…and taken forcibly, with maliciousness thought about ahead of time, or whatever, and had to WAIT in what is called Reception until a crazed...
Read MoreFor The Birds…
This poor little flapper landing on our terrace is pretty normal-looking compared to SOME! Well, I could not resist having this video on today’s blog! Mya’s mama’s friend, Bettie, sent it to her and then she to my mama and I could hear mama’s exclamations from (her viewing on her...
Read MorePapa-ciccia
So here’s what continued to happen when they came back. Papa indulged me with more snuggles than he had ever before. And if you look up the weird title of this blog, it’s the Italian for being lovey-dovey, cosy-wosy with someone and both of you probably want something from the other…to be...
Read MoreSweet Charity
Mama, did I see you taking some food out of OUR/MY food cupboard for somewhere else? Well, I think I know that word, charity, and we just might have a problem here. Take a gander (whatever that means) at THIS: Do you see what I...
Read MoreSoup Dupe!
Well, all I can say is that mama is cruel and malicious, cutting up carrots and celery and sweet onions to add to the bones from a BIG FREE-RANGE CHICKEN she brought home from the market! Whatever free-range is… I think it’s something like this: I visit a chicken farm and all the poor birdies are in...
Read MoreDis-traction
MAMA, why are you interrupting my couch meditation? I’m also trying to BATHE here, and one does NOT like breaks in the bathing ritual, you dig? WHY ARE YOU STILL HOOVERING? I know, I know, it’s hover but I feel...
Read MoreMake Up
Well, I don’t mean putting on eyeliner and muzzle color and war paint, whatever those are. I mean as in after a spat, or a disagreement, OR LEAVING A KITTY FOR SIX DAYS WITHOUT HER USUAL SNUGGLES! But this is what happened after I pouted and turned the other cheek, whatever that means....
Read MoreRat A Tat Tat
RAT, BEHAVE! Well, I was cruelly and intentionally with malice aforethought jolted out of my pouting return-responses by a flying RAT, with which mama was attempting to titillate and humor me back into my old jolly self. She succeeded. Sort of. But… ...
Read MoreProdigals
So am I supposed to stand on my head and spit bee-bees? Well, THEY showed up this afternoon, an hour late but I did not chastise them, whatever that means. I stared at them as in “WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TWO?” (I was putting on an act, I’m sure you realize that.) So then they both said,...
Read MoreCannes Do
Guess I’ll have to give up the bed, too… Well, mama suggested that title, which to me sounds as if someone is having his/her hair done in Cannes, France, or maybe having a big party, or just maybe implies that in Cannes, you can DO things, which is probably more to the point, but...
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