THESE JEANS AREN’T GOING ANYWHERE, Y’HEAR?
Okay, friends, listen up. Mya’s maman sent me this and boy, has my life changed! Maybe her suitcase will be lighter as she packs for home, too, haha.
I am SURE that you have others you could add to this list, and I would certainly add to mine that it is TOTALLY unnecessary for one’s family to take LONG TRIPS when everyone knows that the grass is NEVER greener on the other side and that, to quote Dorothy, “There’s no place like home.”
So there!
I hope you will heed the uselessness of doing so many things that take you far away from Life’s actual pleasures: bathing, sunning, nibbling, stretching (not the exercise kind, the languorous, languid, lazy kind), cuddling, licking others’ hair or bodies, and of course, SNOOZING.
In fact, I think I have to eliminate that afternoon nap thing.
Likewise that emoji communication suggestion. There is NO WAY ON EARTH I AM GOING TO STOP COMMUINICATING WITH WORDS!!!
When mama’s stepgrandanthro said to mama, “Oh, I wish I could write like that, it’s so artistic and pretty” and mama asked, “What do you mean? I’m just writing the way my mama taught me to” and grandchild responded, “Yes, but it looks like drawing and the letters are such fun to make and all that” and mama almost fainted. CURSIVE writing is not taught in schools in many places, and frankly, it’s hard to find a pencil nowadays.
I suppose our future anthros will develop fingers that come to a fine point in order to text faster. With these:
NO WAY, JOSE!
But I’ll never wash my jeans again…
Oh LouLou, we had heard dat da new common core dat obama and clinton want to institute would do away with cursive writin’ but we so hope not and weren’t aware dat places were already doin’ it. Dat’s just pawful. While we do like some of da emoji’s there’s a lot of them we can’t even figger out, so we hope writin’ letters goes nowhere anytime soon. You’re lookin’ luvvly as always. Have a pawsum day.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Well, MAMA and I are going to write with letters no matter WHAT. You won’t see ME not writing properly. And mama considers it another form of art. Everyone’s personality is in his handwriting and she loves that.
Loulou, you are very wise. Silly humans complicate everything with all this washing, travelling and nonsense.
We like the smell of a grubby human, it’s comforting.
A lady in the UK has designed a set of emokis for older people to reflect things older humans experience. They are called, wait for it…. “Emoldjis”
This made us chuckle
Luff
Mungo & Jet
YOU ARE SO RIGHT. I’m chuckling, too. Even the oldies around here, too!
Here is a little piece about the Emoldjis
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-37789947
>^..^<
Luff
Mungo & Jet
Oh, boy, those are priceless. That woman was brilliant to think of the idea and I hope she gets paid for those designs! Plus she has given me a very good idea, too…we’ll see what happens. Thank you so much, Mungo and Jet.
Most welcome Loulou, we hope she is paid for them too. They are so funny and our old ape thinks we definitely need them.
Speak for yourself we told her
hehe
Luff
Mungo & Jet
AWWW, your ‘young’ ape was probably just having a stretch-your-joints day.