Posted by on Sep 25, 2020 | 16 comments

Ha, ha, loved the one about silliness…just like mama!!!
Well, mama went off the deep end again, but if this makes you smile or laugh in any form or manner, it has done its work.
In honor of Yom Kippur, a high school friend send this to mama.  Our friend is Jewish, and we respect all religions.  Our friend just wanted us to keep our humor during these very trying times.
This will give you an opportunity to start the New Year appropriately. Which bread crumbs will you be throwing???
HAPPY NEW YEAR
On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors.
For:
Ordinary sins: white bread
Erotic sins : French bread
Particularly dark sins : Pumpernickel
Complex sins: Multi-Grain
Twisted sins : Pretzels
Tasteless sins: Rice cakes
Sins of indecision: Waffles
Sins committed in haste Matzoh
Sins of chutzpah Fresh bread
Substance Abuse Stoned Wheat
Use of heavy drugs Poppy Seed
Petty larceny Stollen
Committing auto theft Caraway
Timidity/Cowardice Milk Toast
Ill-temperedness Sourdough
Silliness, eccentricity – Nut bread
Not giving full value Shortbread
Jingoism, chauvinism Yankee Doodles
Excessive irony Rye bread
Unnecessary chances Hero bread
Telling bad jokes/puns Corn Bread
War-mongering Kaiser rolls
Dressing immodestly Tarts
Causing injury to others Tortes
Lechery and promiscuity Hot buns
Promiscuity with gentiles Hot cross buns
Racist Attitudes Crackers
Sophisticated racism Ritz crackers
Being holier than thou Bagels
Abrasiveness Grits
Dropping in without notice Popovers
Over-eating Stuffing
Impetuosity Quick bread
Indecent Photography – Cheesecake
Raising your voice too often – challah
Pride and egotism Puff Pastry
Sycophancy, ass-kissing Brownies
Being overly smothering Angel food cake
Laziness Any long loaf
Trashing the environment – Dumpling