Posted by on Sep 19, 2019 | 16 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

IS THIS A PIRATE LOOK OR WHAT?

So–yo, ho, ho and supposedly, a bottle of rum, whatever that is.  I think it’s what mama added to the margarita mix in our freezer when she ran out of tequila, haha.

Now we have Margarjitos or Mojaritas but whatever it is, it seems to work well if you put 2 tablespoons of  it in a glass of crushed ice.

I’m for straight tequila in mine, none of this mix and match concocting.

Wait a minute, did pirates drink mojitos?  Don’t think  so.

But yo  ho  ho anyway, avast and astern, dip, dip and swing, list to starboard, heel over, and hold your nose when you walk the  plank!

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND SWAB THOSE DECKS, YOU LILLY-LIVERED, SEASICK, POOR EXCUSES FOR SEAFARING, SLEAZY, SLIMY SAILORS!!!

(Was that how pirates talked?  Help me out here, as I have no idea!)

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On another subject: does ANYONE  know why there are TWO spaces between some of my words when I write??????? As in the spaces between ANYONE and know. I’ve tried everything to do with the keyboard but I may have a faulty  one–there  it went  again and  again and again.