Well, today, just to dispel erroneous ideas about me being the sweet little purring puffball you’ve ever known, I am going to show you my FIERCE side and hope to change your minds about my bland nature! TERROR IS ABOUT TO STRIKE!
You think I’m a pussover? Well, take another look, baby.
See this ball?
You think I’m not going to BITE THIS BALL RIGHT IN HALF? Ha, you’ve got another think comin’!
First, the famous Kitty Kick, otherwise known as a rabbit punch to knock the prey silly.
Then, in fast order, The LOOK! The prey is shivering in its timbers right now, whatever that means.
Immediately to follow, more intimidation and threats through giving The Really Non-Kidding Evil Eye!
Then–get lots of rope to tie up your prey, preferably to a bedpost or something. Whatever is used to do those things.
But ultimately, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em and take a snooze together, calling it a tie, haha.
Oh Loulou! We wanted to see you bite that ball in half. 🙂
Maybe if I get some more teeth one day!
I am giggling – you are learning REAL attack manoeuvres!!!! Next visit we must have an attack-fest!! I will bring octopoulpe and show you the Shake and Break method. Well, I’ve never actually broken anything but HIPPO – and that took maybe 20 minutes. Off with his snout, ear and foot. But he was obviously an inferior specimen – octo is indestructible! Like that green ball, I suspect…….carry on and flout your ferociousness!! I do, regularly. Keeps the anthros in line.
Oh, Mya, I have HEARD about your shake and break and it’s HILARIOUS to watch. God help those REAL moles you might find one day…..
Oh, no! We’re shocked! We can’t believe how fierce a hunter you are.
Yes, and your neighbors had better watch out if I ever visit!!! I’ll give them What For, whatever that is.
You are too funny 🙂
Oh LouLou, I am glad you did not show the full video of the terrible vanquishing of your prey ! Detente is usually a good thing after all.