Weighty Questions

Apr 28, 2018 | 14 comments

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Well, I survived the voyage (en voiture–CAR!) to the very gentle and kind vet, meowing only softly all the way.  Does that mean that drugs work?  Maybe not, because the vet gave mama some new-fangled thing that is a powder (they think I don’t know, heh, heh) that mama will mix in with my food on the day before the LONG journey and all I can say is, let’s hope it works.  I’m at a point that I WANT drugs to put me in another dreamy world!!!

Just kidding. The powder is light and doesn’t change behaviour.  Maybe mama should take one before the ship starts doing the rhumba, whatever that is.

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Does the rhumba look like this?

SO–no more vet for me, the little nodule moves around and the vet lady had no concerns.

Onward and upward, upward being where my snooze pad is.  I am managing a little stroll in the jardin because…forgot to tell you this, just slipped my mind…I am OVERWEIGHT by 500 g, which is not chopped chicken liver!  That was NOT the news I wanted to hear.

So, diet it is.  Sounds better in French: regime.

But I take off grams pretty quickly, haha.  My idea, thanks to papa’s ingenuity, was to eat everything I wanted for a week–ice cream, buttered kibble, Greek yogurt, the aforesaid chicken livers, vanilla pudding, chocolate sundaes, lots of calories. And then we can cut back by taking out the ice cream.  That way, my caloric intake would diminish over night!

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NO, NO, NOT THE ICE CREAM!

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They took it away.

It’s a burden being a reasoning kitty.  No one listens to me.

*****

HEY, NATIONAL VET DAY!!! Here’s mine:

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Deziz World
Deziz World
8 years ago

Diet? That’s not even in our vocabulary LouLou. Mommy says she likes a kitty with a little meat on her bones. Mommy keeps tryin’ to fetten Raena up. MOL Sorry you’re not gettin’ anymore ice cream. You can come to our house, we’ll be happy to share. Big hugs

Luv ya’

Dezi and Raena

Valentine
Valentine
8 years ago

The doggie at my house has one of those nodule thingies on her neck. It moves around like jelly when Mom touches her furs. I think it is just a furr-iendly alien visitor that likes to hang out. Maybe that’s what you have, too?

caren gittleman
caren gittleman
8 years ago

So happy all went well and you are NOT overweight!

Mya
Mya
8 years ago

Oh No – the HORROR of that 4-letter word, DIET!!! I’m not letting mama read this or she might think of one more torture to put me through! Already they ran down to Scooby Doux and I have an appointment for a hair-do! Well, maybe after my fur is trimmed I will lose a few micrograms – ? She is very nice and gives me a treat after – and put our mamas’ poster on the front door, so Loulou, we are STARS! Or maybe people will think it’s a “wanted” poster. Uh Oh. Well, our mamas and papas and the vet-lady and Mme. Scooby Doux – they have a bon coeur/good heart, at least.
The wormy space-thing your mama found – did you find out what planet it dropped in from?

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
8 years ago

What about the weird creepy THING you and Mama found ? And I did not know of any “nodule!!” Thank goodness you got a clean bill of health.

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
8 years ago

I am glad you are healthy. I don’t think you are overweight though. French cats don’t get fat, I even have a book of that name 🙂 XO

Brian Frum
Brian Frum
8 years ago

Dang diets! I couldn’t get enough to eat on one so I started 2 diets at the same time. I’m glad everything ese is okay with you though!

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