Well, I’ve been thinkin’, and I think by now that you think I’m a complete derelict (whatever that is) kitty who only wants to be indulged by having peace and quiet and the softest place in the house on which to snuggle up and snooze.
Not true.
I am NOT a derelict but instead, a dreamer. BIG difference, okay? Derelicts cause mayhem and madness while dreamers create magnificent solutions for the world’s problems.
Such as how to get more sleep.
Anthros are always grumbling about how they don’t sleep well or enough, but all they need to do is observe kitty behavior.
As in…
- Tell everyone around you that they had better be quiet and clear out of your comfort zone, haha, or ELSE!
2. Flop over with total abandon, tongue behind upper teeth, breathing, deep and regular, and ZONK FOR HOURS!
You will awaken with a clear mind, a healthy complexion and kindness in your heart toward all kitties.
I love you LOULOU
Oh, thank you. That is so kind of you. Glad you visited.
Techniques all humans should learn. Then maybe there would be fewer mean, uptight, and grumpy ones. Tee hee hee.
Hear, hear!
The mom says that in her next life she wants to come back as a cat just so she can sleep like one.
Oh, how my mama understands that!
I think you should do classes for local hoomans as you have the sleep thing down
I am happy to teach snoozing anytime but you have to catch me when awake, haha.
Okay Loulou, if you insist, I’ll go take a nap now!
Hey, do the right thing, Brian.
Snoozing is an important part of life, Loulou. You keep doing you! 😉
Well, it IS an art as we kitties know.
I totally agree, Loulou — but if I hear ANYONE go near the kitchen, I wake up and shoot out of my little bed like a rocket! Well, at least that keeps them out of the kitchen for a while. And in the morning at 5AM on the dot – I’m their alarm clock! Gotta have a few kibbles, then I go back to bed. I jump on papa to wake him up and he calls me a pest. That’s our morning routine.
Oh, what an understanding papa. The only head I jumped on was YOUR MAMA’S, haha.
Such good advice LouLou !
Ah, yes, I try to give good direction.