No, not sand, SANDWICH. That’s a play on words that mama and papa use sometimes when they fool around with the word “sandwich”. As in are we having a picnic on the sand-which-is-there…aww, forget it. In-jokes are so boring.
Meanwhile, mama reads lots of books by southern writers who mention tomato sandwiches and so was inspired to actually bring home some whole wheat sliced bread on which to make this famous comfort food.
Hey, it’s not brain surgery — I think it’s just sliced tomatoes on bread spread with mayo, right? Maybe cut in nice little triangles?
Uh…the only problem, mama, is that you have just picked a gazillion teensy cherry tomatoes and I know for sure that you’re not going to slice each one in perfect slices in order to place them on your sandwich!
Maybe I could rustle up some tiny tomato elves who are experts at slicing 1/2-inch diameter tomatoes, haha.
HEY, I’VE GOT IT: Use that mallet with which you smush up my dinner sometimes and just whack the devil out of those babies right on the bread! Sort of a tomato paté, haha. Then just add the mayo and other slice and voila!
Hmmm…if Mya or other tomato-eating canines had been here we wouldn’t HAVE this problem…
Zzzzzz….no more sous-chefing for me…
My cat MARLEY is Obsessed with tomatoes. After Playing with them, she then starts to lick & then eat them. Weird but loving cat!
Hey, you slipped in that little ad there…cute package. And I’ve never heard of a cat eating tomatoes!
We think those little tomatoes could make for fun toys…batting around on the floor and such.
HEY, I could have sent them to YOU!
THAT’S FOR SURE!!! I would have been on these tomatoes like tomatoes on mayo!! Well it has been raining and storming here so we don’t have a clue how the day is going to play out. Enjoy the sunshine and we wil be thinking of you during the typhoon, haha. I exaggerate – but not by much;;;;;;
Oh, Mya, I do need you here, but we have removed FOUR huge plants with maters on them. If you had seen how many came up in spring…..GAZILLIONS. Hope the rain stops for your voyages.
That would take a long time to slice those 🙂
Well, we found no elves anyway…Mama made sauce, haha.
Can Mama get Duke’s Mayo over in France ?
Oh, Brian, you get things so quickly!
No, but we get Hellman’s and, of course, mama makes hers for other occasions. Less than 10 seconds…perfect mayo. If it’s not raining…
That would be some slicing job for the mini mater sand which.