Roly Poly

Nov 18, 2019 | 16 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t try to apologize for saying I’m…er…different, mama.

Well, we’re getting into seriously deep waters about this waistline thing.  I will NOT grace my blog by putting in a link to Hank Williams (whoever he was, I like his  music) singing “Roly Poly””, daddy’s little fatty – yes, that line is part of the lyrics!  Okay, okay, I put the link just to have you see how DUMB mama can  be.

No.  1 I AM A GIRL.
No. 2 I HATE BREAD AND JELLY.

Is that just plain rude or what, mama.  You know I can’t go out and even if I could, it’s POURING RAIN!

I’m going to my iPad and look up just how many kilos I should weigh,  being a Tuxie of a certain age, 8, and if I am in my limits, there is going to be all hell to pay around here!

 

 

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Valentine
Valentine
6 years ago

Roly Poly? That’s what my mom calls me sometimes, but it’s ’cause I roll around when I play with my toys. Surely that’s what your momma really meant when she called you one, ’cause she couldn’t have been implying that you are bigger in size than you really are. You look purrfect to me.

Deziz World
Deziz World
6 years ago

Oh LouLou, we think you look just purrfect. Surely your mommy isn’t tryin’ to put you on a diet?!! Nahhhhhhh Sorry ’bout the weather, it’s stormin’ here too. big hugs

Luv ya’

Dezi and Raena

Mitzi
Mitzi
6 years ago

Ha ha ha, Loulou. There’s nothing wrong with curves. I think you’re gorgeous.

Mya
Mya
6 years ago

Uh oh. You TOO? Well, your mama will just have to get a treadmill (do they make them for kitties?) for the apartment. Or diet kibbles. Oh my. I’m going to hide this one from mama – she will get ideas…..

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
6 years ago

You are not roly poly. You are perfect. XO

Brian Frum
Brian Frum
6 years ago

I’ll bet you’re totally purrfect Loulou!

jansfunnyfarm
jansfunnyfarm
6 years ago

Oh, dear, Loulou. It sounds as if you are about to hear the d word again. 🙁

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Mary McNeil
6 years ago

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