Letter From A Broad

May 30, 2017 | 13 comments

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Well, not a broad, actually, but a female feline.  Just wanted to make a funny, haha.  I WROTE those people and I certainly expect a missive back before they return! Here is my letter:

Bonjour Mama et Papa

I’m sorry I missed your call to me on Sunday – I was probably having my siesta. This is me watching a nature programme on tv – lots of weird animals & BIRDS! Yum yum. It’s still hot here but Sue’s friend, Peta, has lent her a sun lounger very comfy – I haven’t let her use it yet.
We are now waiting for Valerie who Sue says should have been here by now – so I’ve had to go upstairs earlier than usual – poo.
Talking of which, I’m very well & staying up quite late – while M & P away the cat will play – do you know this rhyme? I changed it a bit, of course.
I miss you and know that you miss me
but I’ll keep in touch & hope you’re having fun.
Your devoted
Loulou
Miaow

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The nice photo I sent doesn’t seem to get through to mama so I’ll just use this one.

You have no idea what this long restful period is doing for my health!  That is, I think it’s doing something…

 

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Valentine
Valentine
9 years ago

Oh, I hope your humans won’t be away from you too long! Is the petsitter taking good care of you & answering your every whims? Maybe your humans will bring you back handmade kitty treats & wares from their travels!

Timmy
Timmy
9 years ago

LouLou that was a very nice letter to Mom
Purrs my dear girl
Timmy

MYA
MYA
9 years ago

Tee-hee – And when they get back, play it full steam – the guilt thing. That’s what i do with papà and it works every time. They’ll be gone an hour and I get treats when they come back! Mama sees through my drama, but it’s ok. I still get a few kibbles for my “misery”. Maybe you could drop hints for delicious treats – catnip sorbet? Focaccia of mouse? Something special….

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
9 years ago

Glad you are enjoying your rest.

mommakatandherbearcat
mommakatandherbearcat
9 years ago

You can come over any time, Loulou … we’d love to have you <3

jansfunnyfarm
jansfunnyfarm
9 years ago

Wow,look at the size of that tv screen! You must really enjoy watching birds and mice on it, Loulou. A very nice letter to your mama and papa. They’re probably jealous that you have it so good. 🙂

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
9 years ago

These lovely photos should reassure M & P that all is well. (I will depend on Marcus and the Funny Farmers to let us know when the party will be.)

“Toujours gai, kid, toujours gai !” as Mehitabel would say.

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