Go To The Poles

Aug 6, 2020 | 18 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m thinking I could get a job catching squirrels. That is a squirrel, isn’t it?  Well, okay, any ideas?

So, here’s the news.  Mama and papa have rudely asked me to contribute to the household maintenance in these difficult times…are they KIDDING?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Tranlation: The pole dance, it pays for my kibble….)

Haha, well, I hope whoever took this photograph is listening because it’s priceless, and it really took me aback because I would swear that is a LOULOU LOOK-ALIKE DOING HER/MY THING!

I think I need four stiletto high heeled shoes, right?

Or  maybe I could just model…

 

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The Island Cats
The Island Cats
5 years ago

Wow, you are quite the pole dancer, Loulou. Do you give lessons?

Teddy
Teddy
5 years ago

Well Louou I think maybe modeling would be the best career choice and certainly you could make enough money to keep yourself well stocked in kibble. The pole dancing thing is dangerous and might attract the wrong sort of attention (if you know what I mean!!). Happy Friday!

Hugs, Teddy

Mitzi
Mitzi
5 years ago

You should be in Vogue, Loulou. Strike a pose, indeed!

Mya
Mya
5 years ago

LOL – Loulou think of the money you could earn at the Collioure market or at a local bar! Doggies are just not graceful or supple enough for pole-dancing. I guess I’ll just have to ride in my pousette and look cute……

Frank Sterle Jr.
Frank Sterle Jr.
5 years ago

THERE are some guys who’ll understandably hesitate at speaking in public about their particular fondness for pet felines; for, to do so, unlike with expressing affection for a good sturdy canine friend, may be generally stereotyped as a man’s non-testosterone pet-animal inclination. And, yes, there are many people out there who’d implicitly (or even explicitly) question the normality and/or straightness of a guy who adores his pet feline(s)—something that’s implied by first-season Seinfeld’s George Costanza, who, in a doubtful tone of voice and slight shake of his head, says to Elaine Benes (without looking at her) in regards to her boyfriend cherishing his two pet felines: “Guys with cats … I don’t know …”
George’s line rushed to mind after one response I received after posting a short essay onto a feline-fan site (accompanied by an adorable-enough feline photo, of course) elicited from a reader a disconcerting response subtly questioning my heterosexuality, which left me feeling both resentfully embarrassed and angry.
It also brought to mind an early-1990s Vancouver Sun letter to the editor—aptly titled “A Man With a Cat Is Where It’s At”—in which the writer, a straight guy who adored his two pet felines, responded to some recently published cat-critical commentary. He frankly cautioned straight single women about relationship-seeking heterosexual guys who love dogs but dislike domesticated felines; for, what such men really want in a mate is, basically, submission—unlike the dudes with cats who more than appreciate a companion’s independent nature as well as a silky soft touch.
Within, Steve Eykel of New Westminster wrote the following response to another letter author’s cat-belittling: “Let me take a wild guess: [the writer] is a dog person, not a cat person. It’s not too surprising really. After all, a dog will lick your hand, grovel, cringe, do tricks and generally make you feel like the big strong alpha male you wish you could be. A cat will do none of these things. Women take note! This is an acid test for any man’s character. A man who prefers dogs is looking for subservience; a man who prefers cats is looking for a partner. You heard it here first.”
I further recollected how as a teen I knew two of the (if not the most) toughest, testosterone-laden, and (like myself) straight guys around, who also cherished their pet cats—albeit, no average guy would’ve foolishly openly expressed his pet-feline enthusiasm amongst his demographic peers, lest he seriously risk being unjustly deemed a wuss or in some other way having his reputation permanently besmirched.

Frank Sterle Jr.
Frank Sterle Jr.
5 years ago
Reply to  Loulou

Through the search engine while I was looking up articles on International Cat Day.

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
5 years ago

Wow ! They say everyone has an identical twin somewhere, right ?

Brian Frum
Brian Frum
5 years ago

You might want to stick to the modeling thing, you wouldn’t wanna fall off of the pole!

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