Posted by on Feb 25, 2023 | 20 comments

Well, I saw somewhere that I could audition for Spayboy mag, that new publication that reminds us all that we should…uh…limit our numbers, and maybe, just maybe I could be a centerfold, whatever that is…

Has mama ever told you the story about her nephew when he was just a little kid and had to take sonething to  show and tell to first grade, and took Playboy, ha ha ha.

Or maybe this one

Just don’t show my S-scar on this one, okay?

Wait a minute…I hear there is something called Photoshop. Or was it Photostop? Whatever…