Body Language

Jan 9, 2018 | 13 comments

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Well, mama went and did it.  Tweaked another recipe for a lunch we are having tomorrow.  Note the use of ‘we’….I am the star attraction, as always, and everyone cuddles and pets me and then I disappear, having made an unforgettable impression on the guests.

In my dreams.  I make an impression all right!

Just yesterday a distant friend came by and saw me and said to me, “Ah, Loulou, you’re back and have your nice garden but you look a little plump around the middle. Maybe it was that mozzarella in Roma, haha.”

NO kitty needs comments like that, and besides, mama has been rigorous (whatever that is) with my food and kept me just a little bit hungry and I slimmed down to a very snappy svelte silhouette so where does this visitor get off saying such a thing?

Frankly, I know why I look a bit round and it’s none of ANYONE’S business because there is always a reason for that look and it’s TEMPORARY, if you get my drift.  I had not yet had my morning constitutional, whatever that is, but when I have it, I’m skinny right away.  So THERE, visitor!!!

She looked a little plump herself, if you ask me, but mama says never to comment on others’ shapes.  Okay, okay, BUT I AM SKINNY RIGHT THIS MINUTE AND HERE IS A PHOTO TO PROVE IT.

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If this is FAT, I’ll eat my hat, whatever that means.

 

More on the tweaked recipe tomorrow, Galette de Roi.  Cake of kings.

 

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The Island Cats
The Island Cats
8 years ago

Loulou, that human doesn’t know what she is talking about. We think you look purrfect.

pagegraphy
pagegraphy
8 years ago
Elise
Elise
8 years ago

What a lovely figure you have Loulou! Don’t listen to those silly visitors. They know nothing about a cat’s physique!

Mya
Mya
8 years ago

Loulou, those anthros don’t know NUTHIN! We have our winter coats that make us look a little more rounded out. If anthros had fur, they would get it. Well, that’s my theory. And I’s sticking to it. Unless somebody calls us fat this summer, then what!?

jansfunnyfarm
jansfunnyfarm
8 years ago

it’s so cold here we kitties are starving and one of us is getting a bit chunky because he seems to be afraid if he doesn’t stock up on food, he won’t have enough fuel to survive. That’s his excuse anyway. you are looking good.

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
8 years ago

Pssh ! just envious because of your classic beauty !

Valentine
Valentine
8 years ago

Hmm… may you and Erin the Cat Princess are long lost sisfurs? You remind me of her and her you. Her human has her on a diet, too. But for the life of me I cannot figure why either of you are on a diet. I love your shapes round or not. You are both such Tuxie beauties. Winky winks!

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