Here is the Great Black Hunter, lurking dangerously close to her prey, watching with the eyes of an eagle or maybe a python or…er…whatever watches something closely, and she is pondering when to pounce on whatever it is that’s lounging by that swimming pool.
BEWARE THE GREAT BLACK HUNTER!
(I think I’ll wait until it eats more and gets a bit fatter, heh heh.)
Observe closely the GREAT BLACK HUNTER who has moved from the feeding ground to the heights of a chair-watch from which to calculate the very crucial moment that one must SPRING and tear the throat out of whatever it is that is cheepin’ and peckin’ and poopin’ over there. (Mama’s going to love cleaning THAT up.)
Well, I’m here instead, watching out the window. That whatever it is started making noises like a slipping fan belt and giving me the beady eye and I was OUTTA THERE!
I think I have more leverage from here.
Awww, Loulou, don’t you know those things taste SOOOOOO disgusting raw?! But imagine what your momma could do with a bit of fresh herbs, garlic and about 15 minutes in a hot oven? But how to convince her?
Or if you really want to be amused – do what Mom’s cat, Sassy (no longer here, sigh) – whose nickname was Assassin, used to do – catch a mouse and when it’s not quite “dead” drop it at her feet. Think of it as a present – one of those “look what I did moments – aren’t you proud?!”. And watch her scream and jump in the air – it’s great entertainment. hmmmmmm, I might try that myself…………
Oh, mama had kitties who did that with baby rabbits!!! Horreurs. But there aren’t any around here, thank heaven so I don’t have to perform. I killed a gecko once (actually it was already dead–I just found it and stood by it to look like a hunter) but mama loves the geckos, too. Sigh.
You shoulda been all over that pooper, Loulou.
What’s all over and I misread pooper for popper, duh? Thanks for the info!!! Mama would be all over ME if I dispatched her tourterelle.
Good plan LouLou, let is get real fat first.
So you’re not having bird steak for dinner? We just know your mama was waiting for the privilege to de-feather it and cook it for your supper. 🙂
ACHHHHHHH! De-feather!!! Just reminded mama of a blog subject. She’ll dictate soon. Thank you.
You are a Mighty Hunter stalking the whatever it is!
Oh, you are so understanding about whatever. Thank you for putting up with me!
MOL Oh LouLou, you was watchin’ like a cat watches prey. We are da great hunters who see all after all. MOL Have fun.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
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I reply to your email comments, me, personally! Every email comment I get, I reply to the email on the comment. But then I don’t see them online so I started replying HERE on WordPress again. Which do you think is best? I reply to EVERY comment!!!
We knew you sometimes sent us an email with a reply, and when you do, we don’t come back to your blog to read any replies here. We only check replies here when you don’t email us, or specially ifin we’s asked a question. We did get your emails today askin’ if we got your replies. And da answer is no. Da only emails we got with regards to our comments were da ones you personally sent askin’ ifin we got them. Sorry, not sure which works better fur you, but dat’s what we’d recommend doin’.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Hi Loulou, I don’t think I’ve seen one of that type of beastie before, but I sure can approve of the tactical relocation, peeps even have a phrase for it, location location location. This leverage of which you speak, has that to do with tins of cat food?… purrs ERin
How did you know that? You smart cookie!
Well I do read a lot, of tin labels. To date I still haven’t got the electric tin opener though. Christmas is coming soon, so I once more live in hope. purrs ERin PS do you have an electric one?
No, I think that most of the tins in this house have pullers or whatever those things are called on cans. We don’t use a lot of canned things except tomatoes.
Beware, the danger of the GREAT BLACK HUNTER to be feared like no other! 😹 I love your expressions kitty. Stay awesome!
Ah, someone who realizes the terror a Tuxie can generate when on the HUNT!!! Whatever that is…
You are a cute hunter. Of course, Bear gets mad at me when I tell him that because he tries his hardest to be ferocious and savage 🙂
Bear will never make it as ‘ferocious’….too darling. I’m just chicken.