You went to WHAT?
Well, mama and papa just started going to a Franglais class this afternoon. Some who speak French and some who speak English and both wish to get better in the other language, and from their report, it was a BALL.
But one of the questions the leader of the class asked each participant was this, “What would you do if you had the power to do anything you want” and mama said that the answers were fascinating.
I think a couple of people were a bit shy and felt as if they were “at school”, which can intimidate some. But one anthro said that she would like all inhabitants of Earth to have compassion for one another and care about one another rather than fighting and having differences.
Another the leader of the group said that she would love to speak all languages, just like that! A wonderful wish, if you ask me, as I would LOVE to speak Anthro!
Mama said that she would like all religions to be able to find the similarities among them so that differences in religion would not be the cause of practically every upheaval and war in history!
(I thought, hmm, maybe no religions at all, just to try it out…)
On a lighter note, a really funny anthro said that she wished that all troubles in the world would turn into marshmallows! And yes another wished for the world to be a flower garden all the time, and that our little village would have more parking places, haha.
Hey, a little humor is always needed with heavy questions, right?
I want to go to that class, because I want to be able to tell mama and papa that they do not know diddlytwit about La Langue des Chats (not the pastry)! Mama and papa are always talking my ear off, and I want to say, “Hey, guys, I don’t understand a WORD you are saying–I’M A CAT!”
Maybe THEY should find another language class of kitties who know what’s what in life and can teach THEM our lingo!
So what would YOU do with all the power in the world?
Actually I am quite good at Kitty Talk. My Capucine and I have pretty long conversations.
To be honest, I must say I understand nothing of what she says and nothing of what I say.
BUT, Capucine looks happy and so everything is fine.
Réglisse and Mimi, my two other cats, don’t talk, at least not to me.
Hmm…wonder to whom they speak?
I think I answered this. WordPress is being funny again. LOVE the name Reglisse, also Mimi, also Capucine.
Reglisse is liquorice.
But surely you this.
Oh, yes, mama knows that from about 40 years ago, but it is the only candy she does not like…pastis, yes, Pernod, yes…
Oh that would be just fine by me if all troubles in the world turned to marshmallows. Then I could eat them. Marshmallows are so nom! Let me know if your humans find a language class of kitties, so I can send my humans to it, too! Tee hee hee.
I think I’ll try to tutor them. Hmmmm…
With all the power in the world I would eradicate poverty. Every single living creature (humans and animals) would live decently, whatever their social rank. Which does not mean that we would not have to work for it.
Needless to say, all the villains would vanish from the surface of the earth, with just a snap of my gifted fingers.
And yes, I would provide Collioure with a lot more parking places because really,the last time I went down there, parking my little Renault car was hell. (A little reward, after all, having done all this good to the world)!
Oh, I think that’s the most important thing: NO POVERTY. Every animal on earth living decently. Let us know if you ever get to Collioure again and we can guide you to secret parking, haha.
Wow, Loulou – that was a heavy question! And I loved your mama’s answer and the other one listed! I think mama would have just started singing “Imagine” by John Lennon which is so timely and covers so much. Except she has a horrible singing voice, so people would have probably thrown food. Well, i understand a bit of Anthro-speak and I’ll bet you do too! I hear: blablablabla Mya blablabla Octopoulpe blabla petit copain blablabla Papa blabla BéBé poussette bouffe hoover blablabla. See? We understand a lot more than they give us credit for!
Especially HOOVER!!! Your mama had better start a blog pretty soon, or maybe she has already—in the comments’box!!!
Aiiiiii – forgot Hoover!! My favorite!!!! No blog for mama – just moi et toi, Loulou – we talk on YOUR blog.
YOU DID NOT FORGET HOOVER. I just like that one best and commented on it.
Hahaha😺, so cute and funny. I wish my mommy would understand me more also. Usually she does pretty good with the body language I use but sometimes I yell at her and she doesn’t have a clue!
I’m not sure that I want to understand her yacking all that much though. Only if it pertains to me!
Luvz, Patzy
Well, of course, our ears would be selective, even if we understood ALL, haha.
That sounds like a fun class.
Mama says it was lots of fun and food for thought, whatever that is. I though food was for my tummy.
You can’t fool us, LouLou ! You kitties understand PLENTY ! And you can communicate pretty well too.
Well, I myow in the morning as I go upstairs after petit dejeuner and THEY have never figured it out. Then I disappear to walk the upstairs and then fall down and snooze. But I always talk after breakfast. Go figure.