I’ve been perusing my Kim Jong Kitty book of nutty felines and realize that we have a looney on our hands right now in North Korea.
So here is what I came to in my semi-demi-snoozing-spaced out survey of how the world might work a whole lot better:
The key is Dennis Rodman.
Yes, anthros out there, everyone KNOWS that Dennis Rodman is a fantastic player, albeit a bit crazy at times (!) but he SAYS he just likes karaoke, horseback riding, skiing, hanging with friends and guess who one of his good friends IS. You got it–Old Kim Jong Un himself, threatening to blow us all sky high so that the “world will look up to me”…little does he imagine that a world in small fragments in the universe will definitely NOT be looking up to anyone, okay?
So here’s my plan. Move the Chicago Bulls to CALIFORNIA!!! Hey, deed done. And make sure he stays in Newport Beach where he now has a home. He might just be the key to unlocking the strange mind of North Korea’s dangerous leader and turning it toward helping NK’s people, not threatening to bomb the countries that have put sanctions on his.
So what do you think? Rodman is a wild card, that’s for sure, but perhaps he can get himself under control long enough to get old Kim to listen to reason.
I say, find an anthro’s desires and play to those. Or threaten to withdraw your stoking of those fires and he’ll straighten up pretty quick!
But in my case–mama takes that brush away and she’s TOAST!
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Since I don’t do social media I thought this might help, but this is Caren’s kitty standing in for my tiger. Help free Tony the Bengal Tiger from a Gas Station where he has been in a cage for 10 years. I’m crying…must sign off…
A bengal kitty in a cage at a gas station?! Any for that long?! Oh dear! Poor kitty. He needs a hero to free him pronto!
Maybe that Denis Rod man can encourage Mr. Un to take up horsie back riding & maybe that would get his mind off of wanting to push red buttons that would ’cause terrible booms.
They love horseback riding, the both of them. Maybe ride off into the sunset? Happy trails? And there is a fund being taken up to free the tiger.
We heard that Dennis Rodman has offered to help the US relations with North Korea. Yep, he is a crazy guy.
Well, let’s hope his craziness translates into peaceful agreements.
OMC how sweet are YOU!!???? Thanks for posting my boy! You had me laughing my head off about your plan for California! xoxo
Well, your darling boy is so darling!
I’m not sure I followed all of that.. but I love the pictures of you getting brushies! You certainly seem to like it!
Yes, well, mama is a bit tough to follow sometimes, but I still get rubbed.
North Korea scares me. I try to avoid watching the news or I have nightmares.
Nightmares are no good…better to dream of tasty kibble or a rare steak, in my case. Mama thinks white truffles might be a good stand in…she’s not the dream-of-Ryan-Gosling type, haha.
Just crazy enough to work.
GO, DENNIS. And yes, Dennis is a bit “out there”, too, so maybe he can lead the way with a softer view of what’s to be done.
Sometimes one way to deal with a crazy person is to act crazy yourself, and you can intimidate them into believing that you are even crazier than they are. But in this case, I’m afraid nobody is “acting”. Just hunker down and ask Mama to keep brushing.
Yes, crazier often tops crazy…It’s the way papa drives in Rome…make the other guy think you are nuttier than he. Works every time.