{"id":24300,"date":"2021-08-16T20:08:29","date_gmt":"2021-08-16T18:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.livingwithloulou.com\/?p=24300"},"modified":"2021-08-16T20:08:29","modified_gmt":"2021-08-16T18:08:29","slug":"my-bananas-split","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.livingwithloulou.com\/my-bananas-split\/","title":{"rendered":"My bananas\u2014SPLIT!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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BEAT IT, mama!!! Er\u2026please.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Well, I know we have discussed this before, but mama thinks perhaps I shouldn\u2019t be so attached to my \u2018nanas and actually tried to TAKE ONE OR TWO AWAY\u2026and where would she take them? \u00a0Papa doesn\u2019t use them, and mama only fills them up when they get saggy, so on whooom would she bestow my precious \u2018nanas, I ask you?<\/p>\n

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Maybe there is<\/em> too much of a good thing\u2026I\u2019m feeling sort of glassy-eyed and staring a lot after my \u2018nana bonding. \u00a0Hey, I\u2019m just glad they are peeled!<\/p>\n

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Just let me have a few more moments with my \u2018nana before you try to substitute that weird thingy for it! \u00a0Heh, heh, you can\u2019t fool Loulou. \u00a0I\u2019m going to SQUASH your plan, mama.<\/p>\n

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