Posted by on Nov 24, 2025 | 16 comments

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take the time to enjoy where we are.

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Ain’t that the truth sometimes? Smell the flowers…

More funnies. Okay, okay, mama will stop! MAMA, cut it out!!

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger… then it hit me.

I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I’m taking something for it now.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I got clean.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.