Jokers, Wild

Mar 12, 2020 | 16 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you laugh, maybe, possibly, hopefully, if you’re lucky, readers laugh with you.

Well, maybe a few funnies are in store every now and then, just to keep our spirits up.

Papa told me he knew a man with a wooden leg named Murray.
So I asked him, “What was the name of his other leg?”

Har, har, har.

And papa’s papa used to say that a male anthro should NEVER tell a female anthro that her stockings are wrinkled, or  that she has a runner, because she may not be wearing  any!

Last night there was a terrible row in our fish and chip place.  A lot of the fish got battered.

Why is that cow wearing a bell?  Because his horns don’t work, ha ha ha.

And for a finale (you’re probably saying “Thank heaven, Loulou”):

Why did the bald man have rabbits tattooed on his head?  Because at a distance they looked like hares.

Harty har har!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s all, folks!

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The Island Cats
The Island Cats
6 years ago

OMC! Thanks for the laughs, Loulou. We sure needed them.

Timmy Tomcat
Timmy Tomcat
6 years ago

We really liked your funnies and you had Dad laughing out loud (in between trying to keep Rumpy off the keyboard) MOL & LOL

Little Binky and Granny
Little Binky and Granny
6 years ago

MOL…that was a happy start for the weekend, LouLou..MOL…and looking at your happy face too…MOL😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞

Mya
Mya
6 years ago

LOL – Loulou, we have to laugh in times like these and Mama laughed out LOUD! Mama drinking her first coffee so her brain hasn’t kicked in to remember any jokes. Our fave was the stocking joke, LOL!!! Oh my -more coffee…….

Brian Frum
Brian Frum
6 years ago

Those were good Loulou, my Dad needs some head tatoos!

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
6 years ago

Thank you for the much needed chuckle LouLou. 🙂

Lynne Oyama
Lynne Oyama
6 years ago

Thanks for the jokes! Probably the best thing we can be doing these days is to laugh as much as possible!!
Merci encore!! Hardy har har!!!

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
6 years ago

Did the potatoes all have a chip on their shoulder ??

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