Soccer Tarts

Jun 25, 2019 | 12 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha, get it?

I’m sorry, I really am, but I couldn’t resist the pun.  My downfall…but there is a great group of musical comedy singers in England called the Doily Tartes (or maybe it’s D’Oyly) so I thought no one would be offended.  In fact, mama would really rather be a tart sometimes than a perfect lady, haha.

BUT…the Women’s World Cup of soccer is being played and the  USA team is really good, likewise the Italian and French and English teams.  Not shabby. Also the Chinese, who are playing Italy as I write.  I really should be in there watching (as I always do) with papa but my deadline was coming up for today so I bugged out to blog.

So, don’t be offended, ladies, women, females, if I did a little play on words, haha, get it, “play”?

I think I had better quit while I’m ahead.  It’s dangerous to get me started on puns, even if I am having a ball, haha.

Ouch!

Okay, okay, I’ll spare you, because I really want to see the game!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m paying close attention…

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The Island Cats
The Island Cats
7 years ago

MOL! You are too funny, Loulou.

Mitzi
Mitzi
7 years ago

I saw the captain of the USA team being interviewed, and she is so ballsy. Loved her. Enjoy the World Cup, Loulou.

Mya
Mya
7 years ago

Well, that’s the good thing abut being a dawg – we are tarts for sure. I have no qualms about sniffing – anything! And I let CUTE doggies sniff wherever. But Mama laughed out loud when one of the comedians said the “World’s Ugliest Dog” won the title because one of her competitors butt-sniffed her face!! How rude. That hasn’t happened to me – yet.

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
7 years ago

You are such a clever little tart LouLou 🙂

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
7 years ago

I don’t know,, LouLou – maybe it is a joke (I know zilch about soccer) – I can’t find any current references – but this one from NPR in 2010 – refers to the same problem.
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127839848

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
7 years ago

I hear there are some complaints (perhaps in the men’s division) that the ball is “too round.” This may or may not be a real thing .

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