Well, I would like you to take a good, long look at this kitty who VANQUISHED an intruder last night, scaring the bejesus out of mama (who was blithely writing something on the computer she borrowed from ME) and who, when she heard the shrieking of the battling warriors, FINALLY ran outside to…well…save the INTRUDER from a fate worse than death! (PS my pic is here because often I need a selfie from the Web…haha. Evidently my Adobe Elements pics are too big to upload, more than 2mb). Whatever that is.
I gave that kitty what-for, believe you me! All mama saw was two balls of fur screeching at the top of their muzzles but was it I who was taking a beating. NO WAY, JOSE! I had that kitty cornered behind the wild asparagus plant and was giving him…well…HELL!
Don’t tread on me! Itch, itch. But tasty shoots in the spring.
Speaking of asparagus plants, we both (the kitty and I, that is) must have gotten some asparagus juice (!) on our fur, because when mama stroked and petted me saying what a brave Loulou I was, you know, all that mushy stuff, she then rubbed her eyes and they itched all night! If you have ever walked through wild asparagus ferns, you won’t do it again. Itch, itch, itch.
But I digress. That poor kitty (mama knows him from the ‘hood) ran back and forth trying to get OUT of the garden and mama actually felt sorry for him because he was in a panic when she came outside and he simply could not find a way out. I actually hope he’s okay…
BUT–NO KITTY GETS IN MY TERRITORY WITHOUT REPRISALS! You HEAR THAT, you wandering kitties of Collioure.
Actually, mama was stunned by my aggression, I, the pacifist, who lie lazily sniffing the nip and rolling around on the warm stepping stones and gravel and compost and snuggling up between knees at night…
Yes, that very same Loulou, kicked…well, whatever it is you kick…and that guy won’t be back for a LOOOOONNNNG time.
The exhausted warrior dreams of battle.
What a womancat! There are so-o many dimensions to you, Loulou. Yeowza yeowza! [whistling] If I didn’t already have luv interest, I would ask to court you fur sure! Winks.
Oh, we would be a good pair. Just don’t come a’ courtin’ in my garden right now!!!
You are so cute LouLou. We do hope your foe is okay too. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Well, he lives around the corner so mama is going to check on him.
Wow we are IMPRESSED at your fearless valour.
Oh, and you should have seen mama. She was keeping HER distance, too. But yes, I was fierce!
LOL – mama laughing OUT LOUD!!! That drawing says a LOT! We are imagining you giving the kitty HELL (was he trying to get into your tuxedo or into your nip!?) – or maybe you were protecting the tomatoes for me. Hmmm, less likely. Well, GO GIRL!!! Still giggling……….
THAT KITTY WANTED MY BOD. I think. Whatever that is. Didn’t matter. NO kitty comes into THIS garden!!!
Oh Miss Loulou! Your intruder must have been very rude to you to illicit such a reaction from you! If the intruder was more civilized and friendly we are sure you would not have reacted this way. We all can use more friends, after all.
Well, you’re a nice one for us!
Oh Miss Loulou, we are sure you wouldn’t react like that if that cat was polite upon meeting you. He must have been very rude indeed to illicit such a response!
MORE than rude. Violent.
Hey, if you don’t know how to resize pix in PSE, there is a very, very, very easy photo resizer. So small it installs right on your desktop. Freesizer. We use it a LOT!
freesizer.com/
It’s hard to think of you as fighting a neighbor, Loulou. We hope both of you cats are okay.
Well, THANK YOU. Mama is so dumb she forgot that when you suggested it some months ago, she installed it. DUH. Thanks for reviving her brain.
Wow, LouLou – kinda reminds me of the story of “Ferdinand the Bull !”
OH, I remember that one. But Ferdinand was a bit smarter, I think….