Assumption

May 28, 2018 | 14 comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

A teacher friend of mama’s once said that assumption is the mother of mess up.

How true.  Mama went to the doc thinking she would have her head fixed and instead only got it examined.  Why on earth would she assume that a surgeon is going to snip around on your head without discussion and explanation of the whole process?  Duh.

Even I could have told you that, mama.

SO, back to the drawing board in August.  In this case, back to the doc now that she knows what’s going to happen.

Mama just hopes he is a fine coutourier, because he’s doing stitches that are supposed to be invisible and so that mama won’t look like Frankenstein with a cross-hatch scar.  But I think she’ll look as if she were in a fencing match for a few months.

Hey, she’s lucky: young, thick skin is really hard to sew up, and mama has old, fragile skin, haha.  Uh, oh, she’s giving me a look…..

Mama, you’re just an old sew and sew, haha.

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Valentine
Valentine
8 years ago

EEK! I think your momma should let you stitch up her head instead of some ol’ surgeon that doesn’t know her like you do or have the built-in equipment. Just sayin’.

Deziz World
Deziz World
8 years ago

Oh LouLou, we’ll be purrayin’ fur awnty Suzanne. We know it’ll be okay. We’re sure the surgeon will do a good job. We just want her to be okay and back home with you sooner rather than later. Big hugs

Luv ya’

Dezi and Raena

The Island Cats
The Island Cats
8 years ago

Well, we bet your mama wishes the whole thing was over but it’s probably best that she knows what’s gonna happen before it does.

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
8 years ago

Well, I have heard that when you “assume” it makes an ass out of U and me. Maybe.

Apparently the surgeon doesn’t feel Mama’s surgery is urgent. I hope it isn’t that big a deal, really. But of course, minor surgery is what happens to somebody else.

Mya
Mya
8 years ago

HAHA – an old sew and sew!!!! Well, we are all thrilled with the assumption (isn’t that a religious holiday?) because that means they’ll be BACK!!! At least he didn’t re-schedule for Halloween, so that’s a good sign he’ll do some pretty stitching! But hey, Loulou – you missed the fun and giggles (and food). We have to get you in Travel Mode so WE can play!!!!

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
8 years ago

That sounds pretty serious, I will be praying for your Mama.

jansfunnyfarm
jansfunnyfarm
8 years ago

Oh, all that time thinking this would be over today and now she has to wait. Marcus says if the doc messes up the stitches, he (Marcus) will come practice his sewing on the doc! And Marcus hasn’t learned to sew, so that doc better do his finest stitching. Or else!

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