Diss-Guys

Oct 22, 2017 | 18 comments

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Well, they are STILL trying to get me to say what I want to be on Halloween and frankly, I’m taking a nap and hoping to be out of the loop.

Mama even snapped this shot of a bride trying on her gown, thinking it would tempt me, but I’m not marrying ANYONE so what’s the point?  Nice dress, though, whatever that is.

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Then mama said, “Just look this little poodle suit–wouldn’t that be fun, Loulou, to be all curly and cuddly just for one night?”

To which I replied, “That is NOT a suit, mama, that’s a doggy in his skin, are you blind?  Plus I AM cuddly, if not curly!”

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Then they show me THIS, an UN-CURLY mutt that they THINK will change my mind.

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Looks like a beige billiard ball to me, or a quenelle, with legs.  Don’t these guys have any imagination?

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So then I have a GREAT idea and show mama some napkins I bought for her for a Halloween gift and said, “Hey, mama, how about THIS for a costume?”

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I think we’re getting closer…

 

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Valentine
Valentine
8 years ago

Those napkins are just wonderful & with a chat noir on them, too! Does that mean you’re thinking of me? Maybe I should dress as you then for All Hallows Eve. Purrs!

speedyrabbit
speedyrabbit
8 years ago

I hope you manage to get the perfect corstume for Halloween LouLou,xx Speedy

Erin the cat, Princess
Erin the cat, Princess
8 years ago

Oh Loulou, you are priceless, and we love you so, Tux to Tux of course. I thinks maybe your peeps are trying to improve on perfection, so best just try to ignore it all and give them a withering and aghast look!
Toodle pip and purrs
ERin
PS There may be some mice or birds under that dress so I’d be tempted to jump on it just in case MOL

The Island Cats
The Island Cats
8 years ago

Ha! That’s what we were going to say…you wanna be a cat for Halloween!

Mya
Mya
8 years ago

Loulou – here’s an idea – you propose mama and papa to take you out trick or treating “en famille”, everybody in costume, in theme! Like, did Morticia and Gomez have a cat? Or you could wear a mop and go as Cousin It? Anyway, the key here is to get them fixated on THEIR costumes and they will give up. Or worse, actually come up with a theme. I’d better hide this from MY mama lest she be inspired. That WOULD be a Halloween horror story!!!! BUT, think of the treats!!!!!

Mary McNeil
Mary McNeil
8 years ago

I like the last idea the best, LouLou. Hope you at least get some good treats out of your ordeal !

caren gittleman
caren gittleman
8 years ago

your Mom is as bad as mine! (BTW the dress is beautiful!!) My Mom brought Dakota to my cousin’s last night and they were playing with their DOG!! Love, Cody

Ellen Pilch
Ellen Pilch
8 years ago

Pretty napkins. My cats are all going as ocean things like a shark, crab, etc. I still think a princess crown is what you need.

jansfunnyfarm
jansfunnyfarm
8 years ago

You’re going to wear a napkin for Halloween? Or is it you want to be a napkin? This should be interesting.

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