Well, today, just to dispel erroneous ideas about me being the sweet little purring puffball you’ve ever known, I am going to show you my FIERCE side and hope to change your minds about my bland nature! TERROR IS ABOUT TO STRIKE!
You think I’m a pussover? Well, take another look, baby.
See this ball?
You think I’m not going to BITE THIS BALL RIGHT IN HALF? Ha, you’ve got another think comin’!
First, the famous Kitty Kick, otherwise known as a rabbit punch to knock the prey silly.
Then, in fast order, The LOOK! The prey is shivering in its timbers right now, whatever that means.
Immediately to follow, more intimidation and threats through giving The Really Non-Kidding Evil Eye!
Then–get lots of rope to tie up your prey, preferably to a bedpost or something. Whatever is used to do those things.
But ultimately, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em and take a snooze together, calling it a tie, haha.