Posted by on May 27, 2013 | 8 comments

NO, NO, don’t make me….!

 

Mama’s doing “kitty, kitty” with that sound in her voice and I know I’m headed for my travel cage (let’s just call it a little portable house—I hate CAGE) and I’m pretty sure I’m also headed for the VET in the little town next to ours.

Look, I’ve been there before, and except for the presence of twin bearded collies, the oversized sniffing, slurping, panting, neurotic boxer and several other kitties languishing in their travel cases (God knows what they had—I stayed clear of them), I’m stay pretty cool at the vet.

BUT…when one’s memory of the place is an anesthetic and the resulting neat little scar down one’s middle or yearly pokes here and there with sharp objects…well, it’s not my favorite outing even if I do get malt paste after it’s over.

Still, I have to hand it to our two lady-vets; they are gentle and kind and I overheard one say, “Boy, did this lucky kitty find a good home!” So they can’t be all bad.

Mama says that to find a good vet, you look for good healthy dog and its nice owner and just go right up to him or her and ask what vet he or she goes to. Sort of like mama and papa’s fool-proof method for finding a good restaurant in a strange town—pick out a healthy, rosy-cheeked, fairly well-to-do-looking man (or woman) and ask where he or she eats! Usually, they’ll say, “at home, the best restaurant in town”, which is very flattering to the cook at home, but nine out of ten times, they will be told a perfect place with really good food. They’ve found really great restaurants in this way all over Europe.

So try this with a vet search. Then, of course, you can always Google the name you get, but word of mouth is far more dependable, and as you know, people love to talk about their animals.

Make sure the place is very, very clean. Mama actually asked them (in a polite and subtle way) if they washed their hands between pets and they said of course they did, pulling out the spray right then and there to show how they cleaned off the viewing table.

I certainly don’t want boxer cooties on me!!!! Not to mention all those other things that might be jumping around trying to land on my slick little healthy fur coat, no sir.

And most veterinarians are vets because they love animals, even Jack Russells.

So I guess I’ll stick this visit out and get all those yearly things I’m supposed to have and maybe if I’m really good and just groove in my Feliway-sprayed travel case, I’ll get home really quick and can hit the catnip…

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I SURVIVED THE VET!