Posted by on Sep 24, 2014 | 1 comment

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 have a nice tush myself.

Actually, mama suggested that title for this blog, but I think it should be, “Rearin’ to Go!”, haha. You do not know how happy mama is that the fashion section of the NYT has cited nice, voluptuous, round buns as the NEXT fashion look.  “Oh, boy,” said mama, “here we go.  Now maybe all of my morning ‘lifts’ in the bed before I get up are paying off1” I don’t mean to be too specific, but mama is not exactly a teen-ager any longer.

Well, at least not in age–she does behave sometimes as if she were around 16, but I can put up with that as long as it’s not a daily diet.  Still, mama has some wear on her treads but she made a vow years ago to not let anything slip if at all possible to keep it from doing that.  Sometimes, mama says, it’s just an uphill battle when the gravity (!) of the situation is pulling everything earthward… BUT…and no pun intended…there is still so much you can do to keep things perky and sort of up instead of down and even the article mentions that the new guru of derrieres, Ms. Selters, suggests that women clinch their bottoms when waiting in line, standing at bus stops, etc. and this will automatically strengthen the gluteous maximi (plural). In the bed, mama just does lifts while on her back, counting to twenty three times and then she does some more until she really wants her coffee.

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Mama does just the opposite of this.  You get the picture, right?  Just lie on your back and lift your tush in the air a lot…that’s it.

That’s it. SOOO…I am practicing, too, although mine don’t show that much.  Certainly not as much as my little tummy shows when I haven’t run around enough or it’s raining and I’m lazy on my chair all day.  But I’ll get there.  I have to start now if I want to get into that tonga next summer, haha. But I think what’s happening is that all those lady anthros who worry, worry, worry about their rears can just lighten up a little and love their bodies.  I think I heard mama saying that men anthros like a handful, something to grab.

I think she said that but she didn’t say exactly WHAT they want to grab.  Still…I get it.  Anthros are always grabbing me and trying to cuddle me so I get I have something to cuddle, somewhere. If only I could find it.