Posted by on Sep 25, 2017 | 13 comments

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So, you probably know just what I am doing here.  No?  You know how birds hone their beaks on a fence or branch or whatever?  Well, I’m sharpening my killer weapons so that IF I decide to pounce or leap or trap or do any kind of subversive action having to do with our garden’s feathered creatures, it will be a QUICK demise for the victim.  (Not that quick is supposed to be more interesting.  I’m told that kitties like to prey around with their play…er…I think I have that backwards. Whatever.)

You see, mama FEEDS these critters morning and night and if she doesn’t have food out there for them, THEY COME TO THE WINDOWS AND PEER IN AT HER, and she gives in every time!

Hey, they know where their seeds are stashed, that’s for sure.  Here they are, totally relaxed (the birds, not the seeds) and having their little breakie…aren’t they cute?  Grrrrr…

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Here’s one of the big tourterelles whose fan belt sounds as if it’s slipping when he/she comes in for a landing.

He/she gets a bit cheeky sometimes, and little does he/she know, little is HE/SHE AWARE of what’s in store for him/her!!!

 

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Now I’m getting a really offensive LOOK from this jerk!  Okay, that’s it.  I’m going after this sucker and get this ordeal over NOW!

Okay, shhhhh, here I go…

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Un, deux, trois…

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HEY, a girl can change her mind, right?  There’s CHICKEN in that salad!!!