Posted by on Oct 17, 2014 | 2 comments

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Is that a car I hear? I’m NOT coming in from this garden for anything!

That’s The Return in French, which I’m sure is evident and not to be mistaken for le detour, which is what mama and papa appear to have made on this trip seeing as how they did a little jog to MAUI, for goodness sake and then back to Dallas and then back to Austin and the back to ME, LOULOU, patiently waiting by the door for the car to pull up (haha, I wasn’t anywhere NEAR that door or listening for a car—so there!).

So I took the afternoon to sniff around the suitcases and put together a brilliant smeller’s itinerary of where they had been and what they had been doing and if, indeed, they were following through on their THREATS to enlarge our perfectly nice-sized family, and guess what?

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THERE WAS NO CHOW AND NO ITTY BITTY CUTSEY-POOTSIE KITTY IN THAT LUGGAGE!

So I guess I’ll come in from the garden and get rubbed.

I don’t think the punishment quite fits the crime…

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