Posted by on Nov 21, 2017 | 13 comments

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You see what this is, right?  It’s a bird of some sort with a gigantic tail feather!  Mama brought it in here because she feels obligated to have play time with me and who am I to argue?

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Uh, oh, there is only the tail…no birdie!  What is this thing anyway?

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Tee hee hee, whatever it is, it’s tickling my neck!

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Sort of moth-eaten, if you ask me.  Mama, where did you find this thing?

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Well, it’s sort of soft and silky and feels good on my tummy.

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But if I’m supposed to claw it to death, SO BE IT!

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Uh, oh, out of focus.  Mama didn’t set up my camera shots correctly! And I’m getting tired of this tail with no BIRD!

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Okay, okay, I’ll chew on this cord just to show you I’m fierce around feathers but…

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Hey, mama, what’s THIS in the bed?  A cigar?  A NIP CIGAR?

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This is a heckuva lot more interesting than that birdless thingy!

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Hey, to heck with feathers.  Sometimes a nip cigar is just a nip cigar…no contest.