You see what this is, right? It’s a bird of some sort with a gigantic tail feather! Mama brought it in here because she feels obligated to have play time with me and who am I to argue?
Uh, oh, there is only the tail…no birdie! What is this thing anyway?
Tee hee hee, whatever it is, it’s tickling my neck!
Sort of moth-eaten, if you ask me. Mama, where did you find this thing?
Well, it’s sort of soft and silky and feels good on my tummy.
But if I’m supposed to claw it to death, SO BE IT!
Uh, oh, out of focus. Mama didn’t set up my camera shots correctly! And I’m getting tired of this tail with no BIRD!
Okay, okay, I’ll chew on this cord just to show you I’m fierce around feathers but…
Hey, mama, what’s THIS in the bed? A cigar? A NIP CIGAR?
This is a heckuva lot more interesting than that birdless thingy!
Hey, to heck with feathers. Sometimes a nip cigar is just a nip cigar…no contest.