Posted by on Dec 18, 2016 | 18 comments

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I am EXHAUSTED!!!

Well, today was PACKED.  Papa’s daughter was here for only four days so mama and he had lunch with her, then their little grandkid had a soccer match, and this, just before his sister’s 8th birthday party!  What a day.  And I am hoping they brought home some of those goodies that are always on the table (of course, what I really want is the chocolate cake but…dream on).  And speaking of that, is it really bad to give me the completely empty Magnum stick after papa has laid waste to one? There is only about ONE tiny lick left of the stuff that sticks to the stick, so to speak, thanks to papa’s amazing ability to disappear a Magnum in a New York minute, whatever that is.  Just curious.

Mama is reading the WONDERFUL BOOK, Makin’ Biscuits: Weird Cat Habits and the Even Weirder Habits of the Humans Who Love Them by Deborah Barnes and there are many things in it about what is good for us kitties and what is not and also some wonderful anecdotes from many bloggers and writers about kitties that has mama rolling off the bed.  Which is not too good for me, since I am almost always sunk between mama’s knees and when she rolls, SHE ROLLS!  And guess who gets dumped off the quilt? One guess.

NO, NO, not papa, you silly thing.

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Anyway, the book is really lovely and such fun.  She is reading aloud to me, and I am learning some very disturbing things–as in there are anthros who let their kitties jump up on counters to watch the meal prep and there are anthros who think they are going to find a kitty who decides to get ‘lost’ somewhere for whatever reason and there are even weirder anthros who think their house belongs to THEM!  Can you imagine such craziness?

Well, I just hope some of this wisdom sinks into the pea brain of YOU KNOW WHO and that there might be some changes around here.  I’ve always wanted to sit next to mama when she’s makin’ her own biscuits, haha.

A GREAT BOOK.  A great gift for anyone who hasn’t really grasped the Real Truth about kitties and their vast importance in this thing called Life.