Somehow, I think we will need more chairs for 18 people…hmmm.
Cross you fingers, as we haven’t had any showers for the whole month of April, so who invented that April shower thingy? Maybe they are just gathering their water together to arrive soon, but I hope not. Mama and papa have decided to go ahead with an Easter bash, serving salmon instead of the traditional leg of lamb. I think mama’s having trouble even thinking the thought, “leg of little cutie baa-baaing in the fields”…you get my drift.
Papa once was in England watching from a fence as a group of sheep and a little lambikin gambolled over the grass and papa said, “Baa baa” and the little lambikin came over and papa stuck out his hand and the little one started sucking his finger. And you know what (this was long ago, he may have changed his mind by now) papa thought. You could just see the balloon over his head: Num, num, slow-cooked with rosemary and garlic.
Now I ask you, is that so strange if you are a carnivore? Still, it’s a great story and I think sometimes he thinks a bit before getting up a head of steam for lamb because mama has backed off doing her lamb dishes and even steers away (haha, get it) from meat more than she used to. But I think a nice salmon with Easter decorations all over him might be nice. HEY, I got it! I’ll lend him my bunny ears to wear and he’ll feel right at home on the plate.
I can’t for the life of me figure out how I am going to get the ears on this baby when he has no head!
Plus these ears look sort of like a mad butterfly, no?
“Yes, Loulou,” mama says, “but what if you had to put ears on THESE?” She HAS lost her marbles….