WHEN ARE THESE GUYS GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE TO NAP?
Okay, okay, I’ll admit to being a bit…er…seductive with my mama and papa (but don’t they know it’s when dinner time rolls around, jeez!) and I realize that there are just some kitties who require up close and personal treatment and okay, I’m one, and I am AWARE that when I turn on my back, my tummy just cries out for a rub, but when is a girl going to get her beauty sleep?
Mama wakes up too much at night, she says, so maybe someone is sneaking into our bedroom and snuggling her and rubbing her tummy, too. Uh, I don’t think so. Papa is sound asleep so he’s out of the suspect line. Or maybe she just likes to get up and wander around, looking at the stars out our windows or checking the weather, getting a drink of water. Uh, oh, maybe that’s it. Well, we won’t go there…
But seriously, folks, we kitties sleep up to 20 hours a day, I’m told and I’m certainly not getting THAT. More like 12 or 15 the way these guys are always petting and rubbing and snuggling and massaging and goo-going over me. Gimme a break!
Oh, Great Swampi, can you give me a potion that will keep The Public from fawning over me all the time, whatever that is. I thought it was a bambi, no?
Uh, oh, here papa comes again….
I just LOOK as if I am enjoying this. You gotta humor them, you know.
Oh, boy, do they listen or what? Now it’s BOTH hands…
OH, NO, here come mama and she has a friend with her! Double trouble.
They’ll NEVER find me here. Whew, that was close.
LOL – I will have to help you with Hiding Skills!!!! Those humans can be soooo annoying – Papà is always kissy-faceing me with loud smacking noises that make me crazy!! But if they stopped – THEN we’d worry what was going on. Meanwhile I’m laying low – large bags of STUFF and a suitcase are stacking up by the door. BUT maybe we’ll be headed to Port-Vendres and I(ll get to see YOU!!! YIPPEE!!!!
WOW, you are coming MY WAY? What fun. Mama is working on the anchovy rolls just for you guys and the smell is driving me bonkers.
Do you really trust Marcus a.k.a. The great swampi to give you an answer to that?😏
I trust The Great Swammpi with all my questions. I sort of have a thing for Marcus…I think it’s his eyes, and even though I am a kitty, I LOVE him as my Swampi.
Where did you go LouLou? 🙂
AHA! I knew no one would find me!
Oh Loulou…you know you love all the attention.
Hey, don’t go telling my secrets, okay? You’re pretty wise, that’s for sure.
There is NO potion you could give them because you’re so adorable that no potion would stop them! xoxo
Oh, shunks………I mean, shucks.
Oh, Loulou, many a kitty would love to have your problem. Are you sure you want to change things?
Well, I guess I could sell snuggles to other kitties if they’d stop by. How does 4 kibble sound? Reasonable? Maybe 5 depending on the length of the snug.
Oh LouLou, we luv gettin’ luvved on by mommy. Y, All ya’ have to do is close your eyes and they’ll rub you to sleep. You should fank da cats ya’ don’t live here. Ifin mommy thinks we sleep too much durin’ da day and might pawssibly stay up at night, then she hollers and keeps us from nappin’ durin’ da day. MOL Looks like you’ve got a great hidin’ spot. Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Yeah, well, I sleep a lot during the day but I also sleep between mama’s knees at night like a baby and don’t wake up until they do. Pretty amazing, no? Then they HEAR me—hungry myows.