WHEN ARE THESE GUYS GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE TO NAP?
Okay, okay, I’ll admit to being a bit…er…seductive with my mama and papa (but don’t they know it’s when dinner time rolls around, jeez!) and I realize that there are just some kitties who require up close and personal treatment and okay, I’m one, and I am AWARE that when I turn on my back, my tummy just cries out for a rub, but when is a girl going to get her beauty sleep?
Mama wakes up too much at night, she says, so maybe someone is sneaking into our bedroom and snuggling her and rubbing her tummy, too. Uh, I don’t think so. Papa is sound asleep so he’s out of the suspect line. Or maybe she just likes to get up and wander around, looking at the stars out our windows or checking the weather, getting a drink of water. Uh, oh, maybe that’s it. Well, we won’t go there…
But seriously, folks, we kitties sleep up to 20 hours a day, I’m told and I’m certainly not getting THAT. More like 12 or 15 the way these guys are always petting and rubbing and snuggling and massaging and goo-going over me. Gimme a break!
Oh, Great Swampi, can you give me a potion that will keep The Public from fawning over me all the time, whatever that is. I thought it was a bambi, no?
Uh, oh, here papa comes again….
I just LOOK as if I am enjoying this. You gotta humor them, you know.
Oh, boy, do they listen or what? Now it’s BOTH hands…
OH, NO, here come mama and she has a friend with her! Double trouble.
They’ll NEVER find me here. Whew, that was close.