Posted by on May 26, 2018 | 16 comments

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Well, I know this is very hard to read, but it’s just a reminder that June 1-3, the wearing of orange will place you in the millions of those who wish gun violence to stop.  Mama won’t have any trouble as she wears orange all the time, but I’ll have to improvise.

I wish I had another orange type color, maybe a bit more red in it.  Hmmm…maybe I could find it on the internet.  You can find anything there!  Just ask Mr. Google.

Mama has this way of getting Sergey (what we call Google because it was founded by Sergey Brin and Larry Page) to answer any and all questions she asks and she forms the questions as if she were talking to a real person. 

As in “how many kitties can dance on the head of a pin”, things like that, although I’m not sure that’s really what she was after.  That’s just an example.  So if you want to know ANYTHING, just ask Google as if it were in conversation with you.

“Hey, Google, what was the name of that movie in (whatever year) starring (whatever kitty/actor/doggy) and in what town was it first shown?”

You can make your question as long and as complicated as you like.  Imagine what we did before the internet!

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Hey, mama, I want to take Puss ‘n Boots out of the library.  Okay, Loulou, you come along in your traveling case (uh, oh, sorry I asked).

We drive to the library, some distance away.  We go through the title cards or we ask the librarian and that person goes through the cards or maybe points us to somewhere in the children’s section.  We go to the stacks of books.  We look for the book.  But, uh, oh, it’s not there because that bad kitty next door has checked it first out and NOT BROUGHT IT BACK ON TIME.  Only one copy.  So we talk to the librarian again about when it’s coming back.  Oh, we’ll have to contact the one who checked it out and get back to you.  We leave the library.  No book.  The wait will be, oh, a week or two, maybe forever.  We drive back home (burning gas) by now it’s time for lunch but the trek started at 9am!

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So, maybe old Google helped us out a bit there.  Plus I don’t have to ride in a car in my cage! I’m using Amazon from now on….