I am a kitty that has something to say about almost every subject imaginable--sometimes with humor, sometimes not, but always surprising. At least, it surprises me!

Wireless Woes

Posted by on Oct 1, 2016 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

Wireless Woes

I am really bent out of shape over these internet problems! Well, not exactly wireless, in fact it’s about wires, but there were two guys here yesterday and one of them, fortunately, was skinny enough and young enough (read: what else could he do–it’s a job and he’s just beginning) to crawl UNDER our house and check out the wiring for trouble since our internet was not working properly and papa wanted a cable run...

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If Music Be…

Posted by on Sep 30, 2016 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

If Music Be…

Well, as they say, if music be the food of love, play on. BUT…is it really for some of us?  Many responses to mama playing Zen music for me.  15 and Meowing have their Grammie come and keep them company when maman is away!!! Lucky kitties.  And Jan’s Funny Farm animals are miffed at having no massage music when Jan’s away.  Probably a good reason for that.  You never know what those sounds might inspire...

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Kitty Calm

Posted by on Sep 29, 2016 in Uncategorized | 10 comments

Kitty Calm

            HEY, if this isn’t nirvana I don’t know what is. Well, I don’t know if your family goes off an leaves you on some days and there you are, all alone and by yourself and wishing you had one other friend to play with (or not, maybe just glance at occasionally) and so your mama, wanting the best for you always, turns on the CD player and suddenly you...

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Wine Time

Posted by on Sep 27, 2016 in Uncategorized | 18 comments

Wine Time

Hey, a nice little glass of white would be good with this, no? Well, they are coming in, a bit early, mama says, but the summer was too hot and the grapes are ready to stomp.  Just kidding, make that ‘press’. What’s left after the vines are stripped. Into the barrels to age. Tonight it poured rain but everyone says that’s good for the grapes.  I wonder… I remember that the harvest is usually in...

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Scaredy-Cat

Posted by on Sep 26, 2016 in Uncategorized | 17 comments

Scaredy-Cat

Ha, ha, ha, I laughed to the very end. Well, Mya’s mama sent my mama a link to a really funny kitty watching a horror film.  Mama thinks it is Photoshopped (like Ryan Gosling in whatever movie that was in which his date looks at his buff body and says, “OMG, you must be Photoshopped!”), but I’m not so sure.  I tried to put myself in front of whatever that kitty was watching and I...

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Stalking The Wild Whatever

Posted by on Sep 25, 2016 in Uncategorized | 20 comments

Stalking The Wild Whatever

Here is the Great Black Hunter, lurking dangerously close to her prey, watching with the eyes of an eagle or maybe a python or…er…whatever watches something closely, and she is pondering when to pounce on whatever it is that’s lounging by that swimming pool. BEWARE THE GREAT BLACK HUNTER! (I think I’ll wait until it eats more and gets a bit fatter, heh heh.) Observe closely the GREAT BLACK HUNTER who has moved from the...

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Hamster Ha-has

Posted by on Sep 24, 2016 in Uncategorized | 9 comments

Hamster Ha-has

Well, mama got me one of these things.  It squeeks and talks some kind of lingo that I have never heard, and I’m not sure any hamster has heard it either but they are pretty funny sounds, sort of like the Cirque du Soleil comedians that speak a language no one has ever heard before but it seems to make sense.  Not as serious as Game of Thrones, though…now THAT language rocks! This little battery-driven...

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Work Orders

Posted by on Sep 23, 2016 in Uncategorized | 4 comments

Work Orders

Where is my mama?  I’m in here every morning trying to get her to get her act together and PAINT.  She wonders why I am myowing (I like that spelling, sounds like my friend, Mya) after breakfast and running upstairs to her studio and hovering at the door for her to let me IN so I can crack the whip and get her working again.  She has to get some painting ready for the future....

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Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh, Lolly, Lolly, Lolly

Posted by on Sep 22, 2016 in Uncategorized | 5 comments

Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh, Lolly, Lolly, Lolly

ARGGGG!  Mama is at it again, taking photos of OTHER DOGGIES when she is out at the market!  Can you believe it?  This one was a CHIHUAHUA who looks just like me in a Chihuahua suit! Same ears, same cute little face, same paws, same black and white head!!! Where does she get off doing this practically daily? Well, sometimes. YEAH.  You had BETTER watch your back, buster!  I’m headed your way and I do...

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Something Really Fishy

Posted by on Sep 21, 2016 in Uncategorized | 6 comments

Something Really Fishy

Hey, I would have cleaned up that mess, mama.  You just have to ASK! “That Mess”= Mama’s three-days-to-make-soupe de poisson-with-green-crab-base-and-five-more-fish-soup-fish-added! Don’t look at me, all I heard in my deep slumber was mama yelling but…well, I’m not going to say what she was yelling but it was heard all over the house (just as this fish soup is now permeating every corner of our dwelling) and I ran to see if I could...

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