I am a kitty that has something to say about almost every subject imaginable--sometimes with humor, sometimes not, but always surprising. At least, it surprises me!

Kitties Who Ke ke ke ke?

Posted by on Jun 23, 2017 in Uncategorized | 10 comments

Kitties Who Ke ke ke ke?

Well, am I about to speak or what?  Probably or what… I may have put this in before but someone sent me another site on how kitties speak and I can’t find the email! So am using this one. I’m trying to find words to vent my peeves at being abandoned.  Also to talk to birdies. Evidently when I’m out checking out the birdbath and see a feathered friend and do a ke ke...

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Culture Vulture

Posted by on Jun 22, 2017 in Uncategorized | 14 comments

Culture Vulture

National Selfie Day?  Well, here’s mine, doing what I do best. OH, NO, not more culture! Well, for the life of me, I have no idea why they chose ‘vulture’ for the word to go with ‘culture’ other than it’s the only one that rhymes, haha. But, mama and papa (who are back, by the way–more on that later) sent me some pics of their museum-going morning and I thought I’d share them with you. ...

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Welcome Mat

Posted by on Jun 21, 2017 in Uncategorized | 10 comments

Welcome Mat

Maybe I should put the mat outside THIS door to use after stamping around in the garden dirt. I think you are supposed to put out something like that when whoever it is went away comes back or maybe for a new kitty or doggy moving into your neighbourhood but I couldn’t find one around here. I think it’s actually a real mat for wiping feet, etc. but says, duh, “Welcome.” I couldn’t find anything...

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Tuesday Tips

Posted by on Jun 20, 2017 in Uncategorized | 10 comments

Tuesday Tips

LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS! Well, THEY are on the way back and here’s my plan for THEIR return so I hope THEY are reading this. Or else. Clean my outdoor watering hole because the riot we had on Sunday may have, er, muddied the waters a bit. Wash food and water bowls spotless and fill with the appropriate ITALIANTREATS you have brought me (ciambelle, prosciutto di Parma, mozzarella, you know, the usual) Check my bedding...

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Juneteenth And Freedom

Posted by on Jun 19, 2017 in Uncategorized | 14 comments

Juneteenth And Freedom

I’m thinking a lot about today and how very important it is. Well, today, the 19th of June, Juneteenth, is a very special day in the lives of former black slaves in Texas and the southern states in 1865, as you will see on Wikipedia. But as a tribute to and celebration of this very important day, mama wanted to you to hear one of the songs that is often sung on this holiday, throughout...

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Call It Fete!

Posted by on Jun 18, 2017 in Uncategorized | 26 comments

Call It Fete!

So are you party animals out there ready for the big bash? Maybe fete, but also fate, if I may say so. First of all, it’s Papa’s Day and Happy Papa’s Day to papas everywhere.  I sure am happy I have mine. So is mama, I might add. It’s just lucky that some of my friends were in town to help me have this little gathering before THEY return.  Welcome to the Summer Samba bash—these...

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Four Eyes & Future Fun

Posted by on Jun 17, 2017 in Uncategorized | 9 comments

Four Eyes & Future Fun

Well, you may not be interested in this, but mama has prism vision, which sound kinda nesat, but which means seeing double, which means if she watches the Roma soccer team matches, she sees 44 players on the field, instead of 22, which means 88 gorgeous legs, HAHA. Not funny, I know, but if you have double vision (weak eye muscle–comes sometimes with…er…less youth, but don’t tell her I said that), you really do NOT...

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Naked Lunch II

Posted by on Jun 16, 2017 in Uncategorized | 8 comments

Naked Lunch II

Do I look nude to you? Well, actually, I am the only one who can really say I am not…er…exactly dressed, when I eat, but neither am I totally nude.  With this heat, to eat in the buff would be a pleasure!  I’ve never understood why I couldn’t start a business for kitty suits that unzip and can be put away until winter.  Hmmm…how about Kitty Zips? Summer bummers?  Get your very own Kitty Zip...

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Return Envelope

Posted by on Jun 15, 2017 in Uncategorized | 9 comments

Return Envelope

Well, I’m counting the days.  Six to go…I think I’ll send them one of those Return Envelopes (a BIG ONE) so they can get back without paying postage, haha. BUT, oh am I having fun with my Kitty Whisperer.  She sent mama a picture of me on the guest bed (NOT MAMA’S BED, heh, heh) and I just know mama is grinding her teeth over that one. Or not. Let’s hope they don’t grind too...

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Summer In The City

Posted by on Jun 14, 2017 in Uncategorized | 18 comments

Summer In The City

TOO HOT TO TROT! Whoa, mama says it’s about 85 where she is and here I am basking in coolish weather and no smog, no cars, no TOURISTS blocking the streets and wandering into the taxi lanes without looking.  Maybe Rome is the new California, haha.  You walk where you want in California and if cars don’t like it, they can lump it. I think. Haven’t heard news from there in a long while except...

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